Wedding Puns (Marriage Puns) With Funny One Liners 155+

If you’re married or gearing up for the big day, get ready to chuckle. We’ve got a delightful assortment of wedding puns lined up just for you.

Contents

Wedding Puns – Top Picks One Liner Wedding Puns Q&A Wedding Puns Hilarious & Funny Wedding Puns Wedding Spoonerism For Fun Knock Knock Wedding Puns Conclusion

You can use these marriage puns in weddings, speeches, invitations, or just to lighten the mood during the planning process.

So, whether you’re the bride, groom, best man, or simply a guest, these puns are guaranteed to bring smiles all around.

Let’s dive into the world of wedding humor and make your special day even more memorable with laughter.

Wedding Puns – Top Picks

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Why do they call it a “wedding cake”? Because “marriage mistake” was already taken.
Why did the bride’s father give her away? Because she was getting married, of course!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you end up surrounded by family.
I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary and she said, ‘Take me somewhere expensive.’ So I took her to the gas station.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
My wife is a magician. Every time she makes me mad, she disappears.
Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.
Why did the wedding photographer get arrested? For shooting the newlyweds.
Why did the bride and groom walk down the aisle to the tune of ‘Love is in the air’? Because they didn’t want to take any chances with ‘Another one bites the dust.’
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Love may be patient, but marriage is always putting one’s patience to the test.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years…then we met.
My wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I finally found Mr. Right, but I didn’t know his first name was Always.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why is a wedding cake like a smartphone? They both come with a lot of apps!
I was going to get married, but I took an arrow to the knee.
My wife says we have nothing in common. I disagree, we both love dogs.
Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works and the wife shops.
Why did the wedding cake go to the doctor? Because it had a lot of tiers!
Why couldn’t the bicycle get married? Because it was two-tired.
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
Why was the bride crying on her wedding day? She got cold feet…and it was snowing!
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure after getting married.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Marriage is like a walk in the park…Jurassic Park.
I wanted to make a toast to the newlyweds, but I’m afraid I’m running out of brides.
I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.
Why did the bride run away on her wedding day? She got cold feet!

You might also like heart puns.

One Liner Wedding Puns

1. We make a great pear!

2. Time to tie the knot and not look back.

3. Love is in the heir.

4. We’re knot kidding around.

5. I’m so happy I could just bouquet.

6. We’re mint to be together.

7. We’ve found our happily ever laughter.

8. Love is brewing; let’s espresso our feelings.

9. Two become one; now we’re won.

10. Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after.

11. We’re a match made in heaven.

12. You’re my butter half.

13. I’m nuts about you; let’s never split.

14. You’re the zest to my lemon.

15. We’re getting hitched without a glitch.

16. I’m head clover heels in love.

17. We’re sew in love.

18. You’re the jam to my toast.

19. We’re winging it, but we’ll fly high together.

20. We’re on cloud wine.

Also see Love puns.

Q&A Wedding Puns

Q: Did you hear about the angry baker who ruined a wedding cake? A: He really took the cake!
Q: How many bridesmaids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they’re too busy getting their hair and makeup done!
Q: What do you call a group of musicians at a wedding? A: A bridal chorus line!
Q: What do you call a group of bridesmaids trying to catch the bouquet? A: A bouquet-ful of single ladies!
Q: Why did the bride’s bouquet say “run” on it? A: Because the groom is always chasing her!
Q: What do you call a wedding during a thunderstorm? A: A rain-gagement!
Q: What did the groom say to his bride on their wedding day? A: “I’m ready for my ball and chain!”
Q: Who is a bride’s favorite musician? A: Beyon-say-I-do!
Q: What’s the difference between a bride and a microphone? A: One gives speeches, the other gives kisses!
Q: What do you call a nervous bride? A: A jitterbride!
Q: What did the mother of the bride say when she saw her daughter in her wedding dress? A: “You look like a million bucks…that we just spent!”
Q: Why did the wedding cake go to the doctor? A: Because it was feeling tiered!
Q: How does a pirate propose? A: He says, “Aye do!”
Q: What did the wedding crasher say when he was caught? A: “I just wanted a piece of the action!”
Q: Who brings the tambourine to a wedding? A: The bride’s drummermaid!
Q: Did you hear about the wedding at the fire station? A: It was lit!
Q: Why did the bride not want a traditional wedding? A: She didn’t want to face the music!
Q: Why did the groom wear a kilt to his wedding? A: Because a Scotsman always says “I do” in plaid!
Q: What did the cake say to the newlyweds? A: “You two are the sweetest couple I’ve ever seen!”
Q: Why did the bride always carry a pencil? A: In case she needed to draw attention!
Q: What did the groom say when he finished writing his wedding vows? A: It’s knot perfect, but it’s heartfelt.
Q: Why did the wedding band break up? A: They couldn’t find their ring leader.
Q: How did the bride feel when she found her dream dress? A: She was gown-smacked!
Q: Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? A: To reach the high notes in his vows.
Q: What did the bride say when she saw the wedding cake? A: This takes the cake!
Q: Why did the couple go to the bakery before their wedding? A: They needed to get their buns in order.
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.
Q: Why did the wedding guests bring suitcases? A: Because they heard it was an emotional journey.
Q: What did the groom say to his bride at the altar? A: You’ve got me tied in knots.

Hilarious & Funny Wedding Puns

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person…or their bank account.
Love may be patient and kind, but marriage is the ultimate test of patience and a never-ending battle of wills.
Before you say ‘I do,’ just know that ‘do’ is a three-letter word, but so is ‘tax.’
Marriage is like a walk in the park…Jurassic Park.
Why was the wedding cake so expensive? Because it had a lot of tiers.
Why did the tomato turn red on the wedding day? Because it saw the salad dressing.
I wanted to give a toast at the wedding, but my wife said it would be too cheesy.
Choosing your in-laws is like playing a game of Russian roulette, except there’s no winning.
Why did the baker go to jail on the wedding day? Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Love may be blind, but marriage will open your eyes real quick.
For better or for worse, but let’s be honest, mostly for worse.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
What do you call a nosy pepper at a wedding? Jalapeño business.
The only time a woman is truly speechless is when she’s walking down the aisle.
Confucius says: the key to a happy marriage is to always forgive your spouse’s cooking.
The key to a happy marriage is simple: just remember to always let her have the last word – it’s usually ‘sorry.’
Marrying for love is like buying a house without ever seeing it. You might get lucky, but you could also end up with a fixer-upper.
Walking down the aisle is like walking into a never-ending game of ‘who wore it better.’
I asked the bartender to make a watered-down drink for the wedding. He gave me a glass of ice.
I asked the DJ if he could play the electric slide at the wedding… he said he didn’t know how to use PowerPoint.
I told the groom he shouldn’t marry the best man… He’s obviously the second best.
Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
I told my son-in-law he should always carry a spare suit at the wedding. You never know when someone might ask for his hand in marriage.
A wedding without a bridezilla is like a cake without frosting: bland and uneventful.
Bride: a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Groom: a man having the same.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, it’s all hearts and diamonds. But after a while, all you’re left with is the jokers.

Wedding Spoonerism For Fun

1. Wearing the Broom (Instead of Bearing the Groom)

2. Fight of the Bride (Instead of Bride of the Night)

3. Tastor of Honor (Instead of Master of Toasts)

4. Poppy and Nill (Instead of Nappy and Pill)

5. Wed Rock (Instead of Red Wock)

6. Honeybroon Moon (Instead of Honeymoon Broon)

7. Blush and Boom (Instead of Brush and Bloom)

8. Venue Dows (Instead of Vows Do Venue)

9. Floral Teast (Instead of Tea and Florest)

10. Lace to the Place (Instead of Place to the Lace)

11. Bie the Table (Instead of Tie the Bible)

12. Broving Glide (Instead of Loving Bride)

13. Barter Golding (Instead of Garter Bowling)

14. Jipping Flests (Instead of Flipping Jests)

15. Tancy Futus (Instead of Fancy Tutus)

16. Groom of Bride (Instead of Bride of Groom)

17. Puptial Narks (Instead of Nuptial Pranks)

18. Bunny Bridle (Instead of Bridal Bun)

19. Bapel Chells (Instead of Chapel Bells)

20. Ming for Rare (Instead of Ring for Mare)

21. Daltzing Wown (Instead of Waltzing Down)

22. Parrying Manks (Instead of Marrying Pranks)

23. Ledding Wafter (Instead of Wedding Laughter)

24. Sroom’s Guit (Instead of Groom’s Suit)

25. Bushing Blabe (Instead of Blushing Babe)

26. Bissing Kright (Instead of Kissing Bright)

27. Touquet Boss (Instead of Bouquet Toss)

28. Haid of Monor (Instead of Maid of Honor)

29. Meverend Ringel (Instead of Reverend Mingle)

Knock Knock Wedding Puns

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gloria. Gloria who? Gloria to be your wife!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bride. Bride who? Bride and groom are saying “I do”!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Vows. Vows who? Vows the time to celebrate love!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi long for this moment to finally arrive.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy-cation after this wedding is over!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and say ‘yes’ already!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Murray. Murray who? Murray me, and let’s get married!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me outside the wedding venue, how about that?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and want you to be my Maid of Honor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rachel. Rachel who? Rachel your vows, and let’s get this love story started!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Drew. Drew who? Drew you marry me?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hitched. Hitched who? Hitched up and ready for a lifetime of love!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rice. Rice who? Rice to meet you at the wedding!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Edward. Edward who? Edward and Bella getting married, Twilight fans rejoice!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Champagne. Champagne who? Champagne toast to the newlyweds!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherry. Sherry who? Sherry-ing this moment with you is a dream come true.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cake. Cake who? Cake time! Let’s celebrate with a slice of joy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Todd. Todd who? Todd-ler of honor, I choose you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to say “I do”!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paul. Paul who? Paul together and be my husband/wife?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bouquet. Bouquet who? Bouquet of flowers for the beautiful bride!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Chapel. Chapel who? Chapel bells are ringing for the happy couple!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Garter. Garter who? Garter ready to catch it?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen-ting married was the best decision of my life!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal-le-lujah, we’re finally getting married!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tuxedo. Tuxedo who? Tuxedo-nt you excited for the wedding?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Misty. Misty who? Misty the ring bearer is running late, but he’ll be here soon.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reese. Reese who? Reese my vows to you, my dear.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lance. Lance who? Lance see you walk down the aisle!

You can also see romantic Puns.

Conclusion

We hope these wedding puns have brought a smile to your face and added a bit of fun to your planning process.

Whether you use them in your vows, speeches, or simply to lighten the mood during the big day, puns have a unique way of making moments memorable.

Laughter is a wonderful way to celebrate love, and these playful phrases can help make your wedding day even more special. So use it and have some fun.