Valentine’s Day Puns With One Liners & Jokes 200+

Love is in the air, and what better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with a hearty dose of laughter?

Get ready to swoon and giggle as we dive into the world of Valentine’s Day puns.

Whether you’re planning a romantic date night or simply spreading some love to friends and family, these puns are sure to bring smiles and maybe even a few groans.

So grab your chocolates, flowers and get ready to indulge in some sweet wordplay.

Valentine’s Day

1. You stole a pizza my heart.
2. If we were at the coffee shop on Valentine’s Day, you would be my mocha-latte.
3. I’d climb every mountain for ewe.
4. You’re a-maze-ing, Valentine!
5. Valentine’s Day is just another excuse to eat chocolate.
6. Like a fine wine, our love gets better with age.
7. Why did the bee go on a date on Valentine’s Day? He was looking for some honey.
8. I love you a latte.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses will die, the violets fade, and my sweet tooth will eventually decay.
10. Why did the Valentine’s Day card get arrested? It stole my heart.
11. I can’t seem to find a date for Valentine’s Day, but I guess it’s just another heartbreak.
12. Why did the boy take his girlfriend on a date to the bakery? He wanted to make sure she got his sweet love.
13. You’re the tweetest thing that’s ever happened to me, lovebird!
14. I used to be anti-romance, but then I found my Valen-twin.
15. Why did the broom go on a date on Valentine’s Day? To sweep someone off their feet.
16. My heart beets for you.
17. We’re two peas in a pod, or should I say, two hearts in a pod?
18. You’re a-maize-ing to me.
19. You light up my life like a firework.
20. My love for you is like a highlighter – no matter how much I try, it just won’t fade away.
21. You’re my lobster, always and forever.
22. I asked Cupid for a date on Valentine’s Day, but he gave me a bow instead.
23. You light up my life like a firework on the Fourth of July… except it’s February 14th!
24. You’re the mac to my cheese.
25. You’re my main squeeze.
26. Love may be blind, but I’m pretty sure it can smell those heart-shaped chocolates from a mile away.
27. If love is in the air, then the price of chocolates and flowers must be through the roof.
28. Why did the boy give his girlfriend a gift card for Valentine’s Day? Because she had everything his heart desired.
29. Roses are red, violets are blue, if we were a puzzle, we’d be a perfect match.
30. You’re my butter half.
31. Why did the boy take a ruler on his date? He wanted to measure up to his Valentine’s expectations.
32. Your love must be like a postage stamp; no matter which way I turn it, it’s always heart-shaped.
33. I hope we’re mermade for each other.
34. I lava you more than all the chocolates in the world.
35. You are the perfect matcha for me.
36. Every pizza my heart belongs to you.
37. I doughnut know what I’d do without you.
38. I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
39. You’re the missing piece to my puzzle of love, Valentine!
40. Roses are red, violets are blue, you give me a toothache with all this sweet love goo!
41. I only have fries for you.
42. My love for you is like a candle – it may flicker, but it will never burn out.
43. I’m like a Valentine’s Day card – I only have eyes for you.

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One Liner Valentine’s Day

1. What did one ice cream bar say to the other? You make me melt.
2. Are you a router? Because you’re Wi-Fi material.
3. I love bee-ing yours.
4. It takes two to mango.
5. I love you s’more and s’more each day.
6. Have I told you Reese-ently that I love you?
7. All I knead is you.
8. It was lava at first sight.
9. Only have fries for you.
10. Valentine’s Day: the perfect time to love, laugh, and indulge in cheesy puns.
11. You are tea-riffic!
12. Who needs Cupid when you’ve got puns to make hearts flutter?
13. Love is grand, but puns are priceless. Enjoy your Valentine’s Day!
14. You whisk me off my feet.
15. You stole my heart with your love and these puns. Happy Valentine’s Day!
16. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
17. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
18. You must be a car, because I’m head over wheels for you.
19. I’ve got my ion you!
20. Tortellini in love with you.
21. Love is in the air, but so are puns! Happy Valentine’s Day!
22. You are the deer-est Valentine of all.
23. I love you more than pizza. Does that make me a weird-dough?
24. Roses are red, violets are blue, but these puns will make you say, “I love you!”
25. You’re shrimp-ly the best.
26. This Valentine’s Day, spread love, laughter, and a few puns along the way!
27. I can’t bear to be without you.
28. Chocolate is sweet, but puns are sweeter. Happy Valentine’s Day!
29. Meow and forever, I love you.
30. I love you a whole watt.
31. Valentine’s Day is for lovers, but puns are for everyone!
32. I relish the time we spend together.
33. Don’t break hearts, break out the puns this Valentine’s Day!
34. I’m not lion: You’re the love of my life.
35. You’re shrimply the best.
36. Let’s get this love par-tea started!

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Q&A Valentine’s Day

1. Q: What did the bee say to its Valentine? A: You are bee-autiful to me.
2. Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine’s Day? A: I’m sweet on you.
3. Q: What did the computer say to its Valentine? A: You’re the byte of my life.
4. Q: What did the pickle say to the other pickle on Valentine’s Day? A: You mean a great dill to me.
5. Q: What did the owl say to its Valentine? A: Owl always love you!
6. Q: What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day? A: I love you watts and watts.
7. Q: What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the envelope? A: You’re the only one I ever want to seal with.
8. Q: What did the baker say to its Valentine? A: You’re the icing on my cupcake!
9. Q: What did the clock say to its Valentine? A: We’re the perfect match, second by second!
10. Q: What did the stalker say to his Valentine? A: I’ve been following you for a while, can I follow you on Instagram too?
11. Q: What did the light bulb say to its Valentine? A: You light up my life!
12. Q: Why did the Valentine’s Day card get nervous? A: Because it couldn’t find the right words to express its love.
13. Q: Why did the Valentine’s Day candy go to school? A: Because it wanted to be a smartie.
14. Q: What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me, we’ll go places together.
15. Q: Why did the Valentine card get arrested? A: Because it was full of love crimes.
16. Q: What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day? A: We’re a perfect match.
17. Q: What did the telescope say to its Valentine? A: I can’t resist star-gazing at you!
18. Q: How do you mend a broken heart? A: With a lot of love and super glue.
19. Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for flying? A: Because love is in the air.
20. Q: What did the coffee say to its Valentine? A: I love you a latte!
21. Q: What did the man with a broken heart say to his Valentine? A: Can you please fix my broken heart? You’re good at sticking things back together.
22. Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? A: You are just write for me.
23. Q: What did the tree say to its Valentine? A: I’m root-ing for our love to grow!
24. Q: What did the elephant say to his Valentine? A: I love you tons.
25. Q: What did the pencil say to its Valentine? A: You’re write for me!
26. Q: What did the calculator say to its Valentine? A: You can count on me for love.
27. Q: Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
28. Q: What did the French fries say to the hamburger on Valentine’s Day? A: You complete me.
29. Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune on Valentine’s Day? A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
30. Q: What did the needle say to its Valentine? A: Sew glad I found you!

Valentine’s Day Hilarious Jokes

1. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He gave her a ringtone.
2. What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You mean a great dill to me!”
3. What did the painter say to his Valentine? “I love you with all my art!”
4. What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You mean a great dill to me!”
5. How do you spell love? “C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E.”
6. What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “I lav-a you!”
7. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fruit salad? It was a pineapple and banana split!
8. Why did the Valentine’s Day card say to the envelope? “Let’s seal the deal!”
9. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine’s Day? “I’m sweet on you!”
10. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day? “I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!”
11. What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? “Stick with me, baby!”
12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
13. What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “We’re a perfect match!”
14. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day? “I find you very attractive!”
15. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
16. What did the light bulb say to his Valentine? “You light up my life!”
17. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. How many Valentines do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he’ll need some serious screw-tine.

Valentine’s Day Spoonerisms

1. Cupid’s arrow becomes Apid’s carrow
2. Romantic Dinner becomes Dantic Rinner
3. Date night becomes Nate dight
4. Love song becomes Sove long
5. Secret admirer becomes Adcret sirmirer
6. Candlelit dinner becomes Dandlecit cinner
7. Love Letter becomes Lett Levo
8. Chocolate hearts becomes Holate cheads
9. Red roses becomes Rod reses
10. Honey Bee becomes Bunny Hee
11. Sweetheart becomes Heart Sweet
12. Love letter becomes Lettov leter
13. Cupid’s Arrow becomes Apid’s Currow
14. Flower bouquet becomes Bower flouquet
15. Romantic dinner becomes Dantic rinner
16. Valentine’s card becomes Calentine’s vard
17. Kissing booth becomes Bissing kooth
18. Sweet nothings becomes Neat sowthings
19. Long walks on the beach becomes Wong lalks on the beech
20. Romantic gesture becomes Gomantic resture
21. True love becomes Lue trove
22. Valentine’s date becomes Dalancevit’s vate
23. Heart-shaped cookies becomes Cart-shaped hoockies
24. Chocolates and wine becomes Wocolates and chine
25. Love notes becomes Nove lotes

Knock Knock Valentine’s Day

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Love. Love who? Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day.
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. Heart who? Heart you’ve stolen, my Valentine.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roses. Roses who? Roses are red, violets are blue, Happy Valentine’s Day to you!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be mine this Valentine’s Day!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hug. Hug who? Hug me tight on Valentine’s night.
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sweetheart. Sweetheart who? Sweetheart, will you be my Valentine?
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cherub. Cherub who? Cherub-ishly asking you to be my Valentine.
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee mine, Valentine.
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Angel. Angel who? An angel sent me to be your Valentine.
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Valentine. Valentine who? Valentine’s Day wouldn’t be the same without you.
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lover. Lover who? Lover me on Valentine’s Day.
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be my Valentine?
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, Valentine!
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arrow. Arrow who? Arrow you getting ready for our date on Valentine’s Day?
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for a Valentine’s Day date!
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I always will!
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to be my Valentine?
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is how much I love you, Happy Valentine’s Day.
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Darling. Darling who? Darling, you make me feel so special on Valentine’s Day.
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I be your Valentine?
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo, but I say you make my heart go boom!
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivy. Ivy who? Ivy been thinking about you all day on Valentine’s Day.
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you more than words can say!
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma hoping you’ll be my Valentine!
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smooch. Smooch who? Smooch me on Valentine’s Day and make my day.
26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Forever. Forever who? Forever and always, my Valentine.
27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? Chocolate be your Valentine?
28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any chocolates left for me?
29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bae. Bae who? Bae-sically, I love you on Valentine’s Day.

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Conclusion

As we wrap up our pun-filled journey through Valentine’s Day, we hope these playful words have added an extra sparkle to your celebrations.

Whether you’re exchanging cards with a sweetheart, showering friends with affection, or simply reveling in self-love, remember that a good pun is like a warm hug it brings joy and lightens the heart.

So go forth, spread love, and keep those puns coming year-round. After all, every day is a good day to share a smile and a chuckle. Happy Valentine’s Day, punsters.