Seafood Puns & Funny Jokes 150+

Welcome to our fin-tastic blog post all about seafood puns. If you’re someone who loves a good laugh and enjoys the ocean’s bounty, you’re in for a treat.

In this post, we’ve curated a list of the best seafood puns that are sure to make you chuckle and maybe even roll your eyes.

Whether you’re a fan of fish, a lover of lobsters, or a shellfish enthusiast, these puns are guaranteed to add a splash of humor to your day. So let’s dive in and let the giggles begin.

Seafood Puns

1. Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish!
2. Fishes usually sleep on water beds.
3. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
4. When your fish boss is watching, you’d better look e-fish-ent.
5. Why was the octopus so good at math? Because it had eight “arms” to count with!
6. Young shrimp is not popular in Japanese cuisine because of short tempura.
7. Did you hear about the crab who went to the party? He was a little shell-shocked by all the claws-trophobia!
8. We should dolphinitely go easy on the fish puns.
9. How does a clam stay up to date with current events? It reads the shell-ebrity gossip magazines!
10. How’s the calamari? Why, it’s ex-squid-sit, thank you.
11. What did fish use Tinder? To find a gill-friend.
12. The best job for a crab is being a crab driver.
13. Why did the oyster refuse to share its pearls? Because it was a little shellfish too!
14. What did the fish say to its friend who was running late? “Where have you been? You’re so fishy!”
15. What did the dentist say to the super-anxious shark? Jaws relax.
16. The kind of helmets that hermit crabs wear are shell-mets.
17. A fish’s favorite TV Show is ‘Whale of Fortune’.
18. Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
19. I love seafood so much. I think it’s fintastic.
20. What did the fish say when it hit concrete? “Dam(n) that hurt!”
21. Why don’t shrimp like to share their treasure? Because they’re a little shellfish!
22. The crab and lobster never share their food because they are shellfish!
23. A fish’s favorite activity is to surf the net.
24. When the baby shark did not have his way with things, he whaled.
25. Whenever I see food, I eat it because I am on a seafood diet.
26. Fish puns are all I have been herring about.
27. Some people don’t really like puns about fish, but they are kraken me up!
28. The young shrimp left his job because it was a tempurary role.
29. You can tuna fish by adjusting their scales.
30. I have not thought of a fish pun yet. Seems like I need some time to mullet over?
31. You can’t expect a squid to answer a tough question without inking about it first.
32. We have no time to address fishcious rumors. We have better fish to fry.
33. We whaley need to stop now! We’ve had too much pun.
34. When you cross a shellfish and an apple, it becomes a crab.
35. Fishes need a lot of vitamin sea to stay healthy.
36. The thing salmons don’t like about tunas is everything’s a big sea-cret.
37. A shrimp that keeps getting hurt is accident prawn.
38. The fish student got bad grades in his school because it was below C level!
39. Why did the fish get fired from his job? The company’s scaling back

You might also like vegetable puns.

Q&A Seafood Puns

1. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? – A King Crab!
2. What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? The bass guitar!
3. Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure? – Because it was a little shellfish!
4. How do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales!
5. What did the clam do on its birthday? – It shell-ebrated!
6. How does a lobster answer the phone? – “Shello?”
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? – Fsh!
8. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? – Because they’re shellfish!
9. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? – Dam!
10. How do you communicate with a fish? – Drop it a line!
11. Why don’t lobsters like to share? – Because they’re shellfish!
12. Why did the shrimp blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
13. What do you call a crab that plays baseball? – A pinch hitter!
14. How do fish go into business? – They start on a small scale!
15. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? – The bass guitar!
16. Why did the shrimp get a job in construction? – It wanted to build up its muscles!
17. How does a fish stay up to date with current events? – It reads the shell-ebrity gossip magazines!
18. Why did the clam become a goalie? – Because it was good at blocking shots!
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes, no nose, and no body? Fsh!

Also see Cheesecake puns.

Knock Knock Seafood Puns

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shrimp. Shrimp who? Shrimp so good, you won’t believe it’s not lobster!
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna into the sea and let’s swim!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scallop. Scallop who? Scallop over here and let’s shell-abrate!
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Clam. Clam who? Clam on board for some underwater fun!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cod. Cod who? Cod you please pass the tartar sauce?
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crab. Crab who? Crab a net and let’s catch some laughs!
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Octopus. Octopus who? Octopus around your neck and call it a day!
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lobster. Lobster who? Lobster your cares away and join the fun!
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sushi. Sushi who? Sushi over here, we’re having a seaweed party!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Oyster. Oyster who? Oyster good question, let me shell you a story!

You can also check our Meat puns.

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed swimming through our sea of seafood puns. From the depths of the ocean to your screen, we’ve served up a boatload of laughs that are sure to tide you over.

Whether you’re a seasoned pun enthusiast or just dipping your toes into the pun-filled waters, we hope these puns brought a smile to your face and maybe even a groan or two.

Thanks for joining us on this fin-tastic journey, and until next time, stay punny, seafood lovers.