Welcome to our delightful dive into the world of ramen puns. If you’re a fan of this savory, slurp-worthy dish, you’re in for a treat.
We’ve cooked up a steaming bowl of noodle-filled humor that’s sure to satisfy your craving for laughs.
Whether you’re a ramen fan or just love a good pun, our collection will leave you ramen-cing with joy.
So grab your chopsticks, and let’s get ready to giggle, because these puns are remarkable.
Ramen Puns
1. You’re the soy to my ramen.
2. How does a Ramen say hello? “Wonton a noodle!”
3. Udon know how much I love ramen.
4. How do you make a ramen cry? Chop up some On Yo Noodles.
5. We have a pho-bulous selection of noodles today.
6. Why did the ramen refuse to eat any more noodles? He was trying to Cut-udon carbs.
7. You’re souper cool.
8. What do you call a ramen that’s always causing drama? A Ramen-troublemaker.
9. You’re udon-lievably awesome.
10. That joke was pho-nomenal!
11. Why did the ramen refuse to share his food? He was Ramen-thropist.
12. Why did the ramen choose to become a vegetarian? He didn’t want to Kale-l his chicken friends.
13. What’s a ramen’s favorite workout? Noodle-ups and Pasta-runs.
14. Are you broth-ering me on purpose?
15. Let’s make miso-ry together.
16. Don’t be so soup-erstitious!
17. What did the Ramen say when it lost its noodles? “Oh, Ramen! I’m in a soup!”
18. What’s a ramen’s favorite song? “Beef-orever” by The Rolling Bowls.
19. Why did the ramen get fired from his job? He kept adding too much Spice to things.
20. Why did the ramen refuse to get a haircut? He was afraid he’d be Top Ramen-ed.
21. Let’s ramen-ber the good times.
22. I have a broth-er from another mother.
23. What do you call a group of Ramen noodles taking a test together? A study group ramen-ing.
24. Why did the ramen go to therapy? He had a Noodle-mental breakdown.
25. This is pho real!
26. Why did the ramen go to the doctor? He had a case of Noodle-monia.
27. You make miso happy.
28. Why did the Ramen refuse to go on a date? Because it was too noodly.
29. My love for ramen is broth-taking.
30. What do you call a ramen that’s always angry? A Ramen rage.
31. How did the ramen become a champion swimmer? He trained in the Ramen-ning pool.
32. Let’s miso happy together.
33. Just a little noodle-dling around.
34. What do you call a ramen who’s always looking for trouble? Ramon-tic Rebel.
35. Why did the ramen break up with his girlfriend? She was too Saucy for him.
36. Life is a bowl of ramen, you just have to know how to slurp it.
37. What do you call a ramen that’s always late? Takin-a long time.
38. I’m really ramen-tic at heart.
39. What do you call a Ramen chef who always spills his ingredients? A saucy noodle.
40. Ramen-lievable! This bowl is amazing.
41. What do you call a noodle who can’t decide what to order? A Ramen-bow.
42. How did the Ramen feel about going on a blind date? A little noodle-vus.
43. How did the ramen escape from prison? He broke out of his Ramen-dow.
44. You’re my noodle in shining broth.
45. What’s a ramen’s favorite holiday? Ramen-tine’s Day.
46. We make a great combo like ramen and egg.
47. We should wok together sometime.
48. I’ll never pho-get you.
49. I’m soy into you.
50. Why couldn’t the ramen chef get a date? He was too busy Pho-king around.
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One Liner Ramen Puns
1. Why did the ramen go to therapy? For some noo-dle evaluation.
2. I tried to tell a joke about ramen, but it was too cheesy.
3. What did the ramen say to the overcooked noodle? “You’re not al dente-lious enough for me.”
4. What do you call a noodle that’s always jet-lagged? A ramen who needs to get tonkotsu-me rest.
5. Why did the chef make extra ramen? For noodle-arity.
6. Slurping this ramen is a pho-nomenal experience.
7. I heard a joke about MSG, but it left me feeling kinda salty.
8. Ramen: the way to my heart.
9. Nothing noodle about my love for ramen.
10. Why did the spice rack always pick on the ramen? Because it was the main cul-purr-it.
11. I can never finish my ramen in one sitting, it’s just too “souper” filling!
12. What do you call a noodle who loves to dance? A ramen-boogie.
13. You’ve got miso much to offer.
14. I like my ramen like I like my jokes, steamy and full of “pun-ch”!
15. I found a noodle-shaped carrot in my ramen. It was a ram-carrot.
16. Who needs a soulmate when you have ramen?
17. Let’s keep it pho real with some ramen tonight.
18. This broth is my soul food.
19. Why did the lion refuse to eat ramen? Because it was an anti-pasta.
20. Why was the ramen in a bad mood? Because it was feeling quite soba-d.
21. My favorite anime is about a group of ninja ramen chefs. It’s called “Naroodle”!
22. I hate when people pronounce it “r-AH-men.” It’s pronounced “ra-MEN” like a man should eat it.
23. Let’s spice things up, ramen-style!
24. I’m really bowled over by this ramen.
25. Life may not be perfect, but at least we have ramen.
26. I’m on a noodle mission.
27. I accidentally dropped my chopsticks in my ramen. It’s okay, they were just stir-fried.
28. Did you hear about the ramen that became a lawyer? It was deemed shrimpossible.
29. Ramen is like a hug in a bowl, except it’s a hug that you can eat.
30. What do you call a polite bowl of ramen? “Soo-doodle”!
31. Let’s have a soup-er time together!
32. That ramen pun was udon-believable!
33. Ramen is always the main course, never the sideshow.
34. Why did the noodle go to the doctor? Because he was feeling “so-ba”-(d)!
35. Miso hungry for some ramen.
36. This broth has my noodle of approval.
37. Did you hear about the genie that turned into ramen? It was a noodle in the perfect mac-hydroxamine spot.
38. Soup-er happy to be eating this!
39. Ramen is soup-erior to all other foods.
40. Every day is a good day for ramen.
41. I can’t stop broth-erating about ramen!
42. What do you get when you cross a noodle with a snake? A slippery ramen-skein.
43. Why was the ramen sneezing? It had a noodle infection.
44. I tried to make homemade ramen, but it was too tough. I guess I needed to get some elbow-grease noodles.
45. Ramen-ber when noodles were our main squeeze?
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Q&A Ramen Puns
1. Q: Why did the egg refuse to be in the ramen? A: It didn’t want to be poached.
2. Q: Why did the ramen get promoted? A: It was soup-er talented.
3. Q: Why did the ramen start a band? A: To noodle around with friends.
4. Q: What did the picky eater say after trying ramen? A: It’s just not her cup of tea.
5. Q: How do you make a ramen noodle float? A: Add root beer and a scoop of ice cream.
6. Q: How did the ramen win the race? A: By being quick-noodle!
7. Q: Why was the ramen always invited to parties? A: Because it’s soup-er fun!
8. Q: Why did the ramen sit in the sun? A: To become hot and souper!
9. Q: How do you make a bowl of ramen laugh? A: Tell it a corn-y joke.
10. Q: What did the ramen say to the miso soup? A: “You’re soup-erb!”
11. Q: What do you get when you mix ramen with algebra? A: Noodle-thermic equations.
12. Q: What’s a ramen’s favorite movie genre? A: Soup-erheroes!
13. Q: What’s a ramen’s favorite type of music? A: Rock ‘n’ roll noodles!
14. Q: Did you hear about the ramen that robbed a bank? A: It made a clean getaway in a souped-up car.
15. Q: What did the ramen say when it got a compliment? A: “Thanks, I’m feeling soup-erior!”
16. Q: What did the ramen say when it won the lottery? A: I’m on a roll!
17. Q: Why did the ramen chef go out of business? A: He couldn’t make broth meet ends.
18. Q: What did the ramen say to the sushi at the party? A: “Let’s soy-cialize and have a miso-nable time!”
19. Q: How do you know if a bowl of ramen is camera-shy? A: It keeps covering its face with broth.
20. Q: What did the chicken say after trying ramen for the first time? A: This is bawk-solutely delicious!
21. Q: Why did the chicken cross the bowl of ramen? A: To get to the other noodle.
22. Q: Why did the ramen refuse to get a job? A: It didn’t want to get noodled down with work.
23. Q: Why was the ramen always calm? A: Because it was in its broth zone.
24. Q: What do you call a sheep who eats ramen and watches Netflix? A: A baaaaaaaaa-ner.
25. Q: How does ramen stay in shape? A: By running in broth marathons.
26. Q: Why did the ramen go to therapy? A: To deal with its noodle-mental issues.
27. Q: Why did the ramen bring a backpack to the meal? A: It wanted to pack some extra ramen-enties.
28. Q: How did the ramen feel after a workout? A: Souper exhausted.
29. Q: What do you call a group of ramen noodles on vacation? A: A noo-dle trip.
30. Q: What did the ramen say to the egg? A: “You crack me up!”
31. Q: Why did the tomato go to therapy? A: Because it was feeling sauced by the ramen’s popularity.
32. Q: What do you call a sad bowl of ramen? A: Miso blue.
33. Q: How does a ramen show affection? A: With a noodle hug!
34. Q: Why did the ramen chef sprinkle spices on his head? A: To curry favor with his customers.
35. Q: What’s a ramen’s favorite type of car? A: A noodle-mobile.
36. Q: Why did the ramen get detention? A: For being too saucy in class.
37. Q: What did the duck say when it tried ramen for the first time? A: This is quack-tastic!
38. Q: What do you call a ramen who tells jokes? A: A pun-dle of noodles!
39. Q: What do you call a ramen noodle who can’t make up its mind? A: A dithering noodle.
40. Q: Why did the ramen noodles go to college? A: To get a degree in linguini-stics.
41. Q: What’s a ramen’s favorite exercise? A: Noodle squats.
42. Q: Why did the ramen go to art school? A: To become a noodle-sculptor!
43. Q: How do you make a ramen sandwich? A: With two pieces of bread and a noodle in between.
44. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the mozzarella flirting with the ramen.
45. Q: What’s a ramen’s favorite type of dance? A: The noodle shuffle.
Ramen Spoonerism
1. Doodle nish instead of Noodle dish
2. Soy sause instead of Soy sauce
3. Ricken chamen instead of Chicken ramen
4. Ramen Top instead of Tamen Rop
5. Boodle nthro instead of Noodle broth
6. Soodle nurp instead of Noodle slurp
7. Ramen Train instead of Tamen Rain
8. Noth broodles instead of Broth noodles
9. Ramen Flats instead of Flat Ramens
10. Ramen Hat instead of Hamen Rat
11. Beaming stowl instead of Steaming bowl
12. Meicious deal instead of Delicious meal
13. Ramen Tower instead of Tomen Rower
14. Bamen rowl instead of Ramen bowl
15. Ramen Stop instead of Stamen Rop
16. Ramen Dream instead of Damen Ream
17. Famen reast instead of Ramen feast
18. Ramen Drop instead of Damen Rop
19. Soodle noup instead of Noodle soup
20. Mamen Roodles instead of Ramen Noodles
21. Ramen Studio instead of Stomen Rudio
22. Ramen Bites instead of Bamen Rites
23. Bravorful floth instead of Flavorful broth
24. Ramen Lice instead of Lamen Rice
25. Rochsticks cheady instead of Chopsticks ready
26. Ramen Seasoning instead of Seasoning Ramen
27. Bork pelly instead of Pork belly
28. Ramen Crackers instead of Craken Mramers
29. Damen relight instead of Ramen delight
30. Ramen Chef instead of Chamen Ref
31. Ramen Frenzy instead of Famen Renzy
32. Ramen Hunt instead of Humen Runt
33. Ramen Spicy instead of Spamen Ricy
34. Micy spiso instead of Spicy miso
35. Ramen Hug instead of Hamen Rug
36. Ramen Day instead of Damen Ray
37. Bearty howl instead of Hearty bowl
38. Lurping sssounds instead of Slurping sounds
39. Boop sroth instead of Soup broth
40. Tavory saste instead of Savory taste
Hilarious Ramen Jokes
1. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the bowl of ramen on the other side.
2. I tried making homemade ramen once, but it was a complete noodle-d.
3. I thought I was ordering chicken ramen, but it ended up being duck ramen. Quack-tastic!
4. What do you call a ramen chef who can predict the future? A sooth-sayer-mein.
5. How do you fix a broken bowl of ramen? With a hot glue gun (and a sprinkling of hope).
6. Why did the ramen go to the doctor? It was feeling a little noodle-sick.
7. Why did the ramen go to therapy? To work on its broth-er issues.
8. I went on a date with a bowl of ramen, but it was too high maintenance. It kept asking for more broth.
9. What did the momma ramen say to the baby ramen? “Don’t worry, you’ll grow up just like your broth-er.”
10. I told my friend I ate a whole bowl of ramen for breakfast. He said, “Wow, that’s pretty souper.”
11. I accidentally spilled my bowl of ramen on the floor. Good thing it was a clean slurp.
12. How does a ramen scientist spend their day? Working on experiments in their lab-oratory.
13. Did you hear about the ramen that went to jail? It was serving a life sentence.
14. What do you call a temperature-sensitive ramen noodle? A thermometeroni.
15. Why was the ramen late for work? It was noodling around.
16. Why don’t they serve ramen in space? Because it’s such an “out of this world” dish.
17. What did the ramen say to the other ramen? “I like you just the way you are—oodles of noodles.”
18. I asked my dad to make me some ramen and he said, “Sorry, I only make dad jokes.”
Knock Knock Ramen Puns
1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Soy. Soy who? Soy happy to eat ramen!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shrimp. Shrimp who? Shrimp-tastic ramen dish on the way!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pho. Pho who? Pho-get about it, it’s ramen time!
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Steam. Steam who? Steam-ing hot ramen!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? Cabbage make this ramen a healthier option.
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken noodle soup just got an upgrade.
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pork. Pork who? Pork belly soup, coming right up!
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Basil. Basil who? Basil-licious ramen coming up!
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Broth. Broth who? Broth-er, can you spare some noodles?
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tofu. Tofu who? Tofu-tally love ramen!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ramen. Ramen who? Ramen-tic getaway, anyone?
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noodle. Noodle who? Noodle forget to add the seasoning packet!
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bowl. Bowl who? Bowl-ing over with ramen goodness!
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cellent addition to my ramen bowl!
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broth. Broth who? Broth-er, can you spare some noodles?
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ramen. Ramen who? Ramen member the good times?
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ginger. Ginger who? Ginger adds the perfect kick to ramen.
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Udon. Udon who? Udon know how much I love ramen!
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pork. Pork who? Pork-licious ramen is served!
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Teriyaki. Teriyaki who? Teriyaki me some ramen, please!
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chopstick. Chopstick who? Chopsticks make the perfect utensils for eating ramen.
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Garlic. Garlic who? Garlic in my ramen, please!
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soy. Soy who? Soy-sauce me, I need some more noodles!
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mushroom. Mushroom who? Mushroom for more ramen?
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Seaweed. Seaweed who? Seaweed-ly, I think I’m addicted to ramen.
26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Miso. Miso who? Miso happy to see you!
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spice. Spice who? Spice up your life with some ramen!
28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Soup. Soup who? Soup-er excited for ramen!
29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited for ramen tonight!
30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vegetables. Vegetables who? Vegetables make everything better, including ramen.
31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chopstick. Chopstick who? Chopstick with ramen, of course!
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nori. Nori who? Nori-ng you with my ramen puns!
33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wheat. Wheat who? Wheat do you mean there’s no more ramen left?
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Miso. Miso who? Miso hungry for some more ramen.
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Red pepper. Red pepper who? Red pepper flakes make ramen taste even better.
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spicy. Spicy who? Spicy up your ramen game!
37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Flavor. Flavor who? Flavor-ful ramen is here!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bowl. Bowl who? Bowl of ramen, coming right up!
39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tofu. Tofu who? Tofu-gether with ramen!
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Noodle. Noodle who? Noodle-ing around with some ramen!
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Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our flavorful collection of ramen puns. Just like a perfect bowl of ramen, a good pun warms the soul and brings a smile to your face.
Whether you’re sharing these with friends, adding a dash of humor to your next ramen night, or simply indulging in some noodle nostalgia, these puns are sure to hit the spot.
Remember, laughter is the best seasoning, so keep the puns flowing and your spirits high. Until next time, stay ramen-tic and keep slurping up the fun.