Welcome to a slice of humor in the world of pizzas. Whether you’re a cheese lover, a pepperoni aficionado, or someone who believes pineapple belongs on pizza, you’re in for a treat.
Get ready to indulge in a delicious assortment of pizza puns that will have you rolling with laughter.
From cheesy jokes to topping-tastic wordplay, these puns are sure to make your next pizza night extra pun-derful.
So grab a slice, get cozy, and get ready to enjoy these dough-lightful puns that will top off your day with laughter.
Pizza Puns
1. I’d tell you the best topping for a pizza but it seems too cheesy.
2. What did the pepperoni say to the crust? “You’re my butter half!”
3. I’ve run out of pizza puns. I cannoli do so many.
4. I asked my pizza delivery guy how business was going. He said, “It’s really picking up!”
5. The pizza chef pasta way. He just ran out of thyme.
6. I love pizza from my head tomatoes.
7. I tried a slice of American pie but found the apple topping really weird.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
10. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? “Sorry, I’m just too grated for you.”
11. What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.
12. Olive my heart belongs to pizza.
13. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
14. I’ve never sausage a beautiful pizza!
15. What did the pizza say when it asked the topping to leave? “You wanna pizza me?”
16. Why did the fungi leave the party? There wasn’t mushroom.
17. Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza.
18. Why did the fungi leave the party? There wasn’t mushroom.
19. Why did the pizza go to school? To get smarter, crust me!
20. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I guess I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
21. I ordered a pizza with extra cheese, but it was too cheesy. Now it’s gouda-nough to eat!
22. My career is in pizzas.
23. I’m not good at topping my own pizza puns.
24. I tried making a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy. Maybe I should have tossed it better.
25. I ordered a pizza with extra cheese, but it was too cheesy. Now it’s gouda-nough to eat!
26. Believing in pizza puns is a matter of crust.
27. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you!
28. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
29. What do you call a sleeping pizza? PiZZZZa.
30. Why did the pizza go to school? To get smarter, crust me!
31. Why did the pizza chef go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw the perfect circle (of dough)!
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One Liner Pizza Puns
1. I knead you like I knead pizza dough.
2. Life is better with extra cheese—pizza-tively.
3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it—especially if it’s on pizza!
4. Pizza is a circle of happiness.
5. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the pizza sauce!
7. My love for pizza is never-ending, just like its crust.
8. Pizza is like the sun—it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
9. Trust me, you can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.
10. You want a pizza me? Bring it on, I’m crust-worthy!
11. Pizza puns are my favorite toppings.
12. Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want.
13. You’ve got a pizza my mind.
14. I’m a pizza enthusiast. I’ve been known to go against the grain.
15. Why did the pizza sit in the corner? Because it was a little cheesy.
16. My favorite dance move? The pizza shuffle—two steps forward, one step back, repeat.
17. Pizza is a slice of heaven.
18. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese? “You’re grate!”
19. Why did the pizza go to therapy? It had too many toppings to deal with.
20. I’m in a committed relationship—with pizza.
Also see School puns if you’re a student.
Q&A Pizza Puns
1. Q: Why did the pizza go to school? A: To get smarter, crust me!
2. Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: With tomato paste!
3. Q: What did the pepperoni say to the crust? A: “You’re my butter half!”
4. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Q: What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? A: “Sorry, I’m just too grated for you.”
6. Q: What does a pizza wear to smell good? A: Calzogne.
7. Q: How did the pizza get a job? A: It “delivered”!
8. Q: Why did the pizza sit in the corner? A: Because it was “too stuffed”!
9. Q: Why did the pizza go to the party alone? A: Because it didn’t want to “share the spotlight”!
10. Q: How does a pizza greet people? A: It says, “Slice to meet you!”
11. Q: What did the pizza say to the topping that fell off? A: “You wanna pizza me?”
12. Q: Why did the pizza chef go to art school? A: To learn how to draw the perfect circle (of dough)!
13. Q: How do you get a pizza to laugh? A: You give it a “pizza” your mind!
14. Q: What does a pizza do on a tropical vacation? A: It gets a slice of paradise!
15. Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He ate his pizza before it was cool!
16. Q: What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? A: Pie Hard!
17. Q: Why did the pizza win the election? A: It had a lot of good toppings!
18. Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza? A: PiZZZZa.
19. Q: Why did the pizza get in trouble at school? A: It was caught cutting class!
20. Q: How do pizzas stay in touch while they’re traveling? A: They use pepper-oni!
Pizza Spoonerism
1. Beast Crust instead of East Crust
2. Peppy Roney instead of Reppy Poney
3. For Cheddar Or Worse instead of For Weather Or Curse
4. Meat Lover instead of Beat Mover
5. Dine and Dish instead of Fine and Wish
6. Topping and Pie instead of Popping and Tie
7. Sauce of the Matter instead of Moss of the Satter
8. Crust Cheese instead of Crust Peace
9. Hot Box instead of Bot Hocks
10. Pizza Slices instead of Spittles Alices
11. Oven Fresh instead of Foven Oresh
12. Pepperoni Pizza instead of Peeperoni Pissa
13. Doughy Crust instead of Crowdy Dust
14. Extra Cheese instead of Chextra Ease
15. Tomato Sauce instead of Samato Tauce
16. Delivery Driver instead of Dilevery Driver
17. Supreme Pizza instead of Pupreme Spizza
18. Thin Crust instead of Crint Thust
19. Sausage Pizza instead of Passidge Sizza
20. Garlic Knots instead of Narlic Glots
Knock Knock Pizza Puns
1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza ready for another slice?
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive pizza!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Doughn’t forget the extra cheese!
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peppers. Peppers who? Peppers the door, I’m delivering pizza!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Anchovy. Anchovy who? Anchovy heard this joke before?
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crust. Crust who? Crust me, you’ll love this joke!
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive pizza pie for lunch!
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a good time for some pizza!
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sauce. Sauce who? Sauce your friends, let’s have a pizza party!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaiian. Hawaiian who? Hawaiian you going to eat all that pizza?
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pesto. Pesto who? Pesto the pizza, please!
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Margherita. Margherita who? Margherita pizza is calling my name!
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Delivery. Delivery who? Delivery me some pizza, please!
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Slice. Slice who? Slice to meet you!
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mushroom. Mushroom who? Mushroom for more pizza jokes!
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell who? Bell rings, it’s pizza time!
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Artichoke. Artichoke who? Artichoke a pizza lover!
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Provolone. Provolone who? Provolone and eat pizza!
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Basil. Basil who? Basil-take another slice of pizza!
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your pizza is gone!
You can also see Cheese puns.
Conclusion
As our journey through the world of pizza puns comes to a close, we hope you’ve had a “slice” of fun and laughter.
From cheesy wordplay to topping-themed jokes, pizza has proven to be more than just a delicious meal. It’s a source of endless humor, whether you’re sharing these puns with friends over a pizza party or simply enjoying them solo with your favorite slice. A good pun is like a good pizza, it always leaves you wanting more.
So next time you indulge in a cheesy delight, let these puns add an extra sprinkle of joy to your experience. Until then, keep smiling and keep punning, it’s the yeast we can do.