Hawaii Puns & One Liner Jokes 200+

Aloha, fellow pun enthusiasts. Whether you’re planning a tropical getaway or just daydreaming about sandy beaches and swaying palm trees, there’s no better way to bring a smile to your face than with a good pun.

Welcome to our delightful collection of Hawaii puns, where the sun is always shining, the waves are always calling, and the laughter is endless.

From playful wordplay to cheeky island humor, we’ve got something to tickle everyone’s funny bone.

So, grab your lei, kick back, and get ready to dive into a sea of puns that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy, no matter where you are. Let’s embark on this pun-derful journey together.

Hawaii Puns

1. Why did the Hawaiian chef get fired? Because he couldn’t make a decent lu-WOW!
2. What did the coconut say to its crush in Hawaii? You’re my kama-coconut!
3. What did the Hawaii tour guide say when asked for directions? Just go with the flow, brah!
4. What did the volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you!”
5. What do you call a Hawaiian goat farmer? A Honolulu-lu caretaker!
6. What do you call a group of chill Hawaiian seals? A pod-luau!
7. Why did the Hawaiian get kicked out of the pet store? He was caught hula-ing with the hula pigs!
8. Feeling stressed? Just lei it on me and let’s relax!
9. I tried to catch some fog on the beach, but I mist.
10. Why did the coconut tree go to Hawaii? It was coco-nuts about the tropical weather!
11. What do you call a Hawaiian who’s good at math? Hula-proofs!
12. Why did the Hawaiian cross the road? To get to the quichey spot!
13. Why did the tourist go to Hawaii during hurricane season? To experience a tropical storm-cation!
14. How does a Hawaiian fix a broken surfboard? With wave-glue!
15. What did the surfer say after a big wave? “That was gnarly-uh!”
16. In Hawaii, every day is an opportunity to seas the day!
17. You’re the pineapple of my eye, sweet and irresistible!
18. What is a frog’s favorite beach activity in Hawaii? Toad-in-the-Sand!
19. What happens when Hawaiian fruits get into an argument? They have a pineapple-papaya!
20. When the sun’s out in Hawaii, just tropic like it’s hot.
21. No matter what, I’m aloha-ways happy when I’m in Hawaii.
22. How do you know if a pineapple is from Hawaii? It will be wearing a lei!
23. Why don’t Hawaiians like to borrow money? They’re afraid of going into loni!
24. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
25. How do you greet someone in Hawaiian? With an aloha high five!
26. How do Hawaiians like their eggs? Aloha-side up!
27. Why did the pineapple go to therapy in Hawaii? It had a complex about its prickly exterior!
28. How do Hawaiians decorate for Halloween? They put little witch hats on their coconuts!
29. What did the Hawaiian flower say when it was complimented on its beauty? Mahalo!
30. What did the pineapple say to the vacationing banana? “Peach You in Hawaii!”
31. What did the Hawaiian say after winning a limbo competition? I guess I’m just limba-limin’!
32. How do the hipsters in Hawaii like their coffee? With an extra scoop of Kona-ism!
33. Are you a tide? Because every time you’re near, I feel pulled in.
34. What do you call a Hawaiian without a surfboard? A bored boarder!
35. What did the Hawaiian say when he fell into the water? “Awave I go!”
36. I’m reading a book on Hawaiian beaches… it’s about shore.
37. What do you call a rebellious Hawaiian? A coconut without a shell!
38. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to go to the beach? He was too afraid of getting board!
39. What did the ocean say to the shore? “Long tide, no sea!”
40. What do you call a Hawaiian with a ukulele? A jammin’ islander!
41. Did you hear about the crab that went to the beach party? He pulled a mussel!
42. Which Hawaiian island is the strongest? Maui!
43. What did the coconut tree say to the pineapple? “I’m nuts about you!”
44. Why did the Hawaiian chef refuse to use regular salt in his recipes? Because he had a sea-salt preference!
45. Why did the surfer refuse to go to the beach in Hawaii? He was afraid of getting board!

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One Liner Hawaii Puns & Jokes

1. Why did the coconut go to therapy? To help it get out of its shell!
2. Why is the Hawaiian bird a great dancer? Because it knows how to Hula!
3. What does a Hawaiian vampire say to his prey? Fangs for stopping by!
4. The Hawaiian volcano was worried about lavaing it’s job.
5. What did the Hawaiian pineapple say to the apple? You’re one in a melon!
6. Did you hear about the Hawaiian ghost who couldn’t fit in his costume? He was too boo-tiful!
7. Shell we dance under the Hawaiian moonlight?
8. Why do Hawaiian flowers never get lost? Because they have strong roots.
9. Why did the ukulele player get kicked out of the band? Because he always had too much aloha-tude!
10. Getting lei’d never gets old.
11. How do Hawaiians like their pizzas? With extra pineapple-aloha!
12. What do you call a Hawaiian taxi driver? A coconutter!
13. Don’t worry, be Maui!
14. What’s a pirate’s favorite thing to do in Hawaii? Go on a treasure sand-hunt!
15. How do you know if someone is from Hawaii? They’ll say mahalo instead of thank you!
16. I can’t help but Hawaiian-a be here forever.
17. Why are Hawaiian chickens afraid of going to the beach? They’re afraid of getting fried!
18. What do you call a Hawaiian chef who is always stressed? A Luau-ney!
19. Why did the surfer refuse to wear a wetsuit in Hawaii? He didn’t want to be board-shorts!
20. Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? In case the waves were too high-ladder!
21. What did the Hawaiian volcano say when it erupted? Lava come, lava go!
22. Sea you in Hawaii, where dreams come true!
23. I’m feeling a bit shellfish, but Hawaii has the best beaches!
24. I left my heart in Hawaii, but at least I have these memories.
25. What do you call a Hawaiian cat burglar? A Meow-i-Thief.
26. How does a Hawaiian bee greet its queen? With a honey heli-lei!
27. What does a Hawaiian time traveler say? “Aloha from the past!”
28. Why didn’t the turtle want to leave Hawaii? Because it was too shell-fish!
29. Why did the pineapple go on vacation to Hawaii? It wanted to be a tropical tourist!
30. How do you catch a Hawaiian wave’s attention? With an aloha signal!
31. Why do Hawaiian Santa Clauses never get stuck in chimneys? Because they slide down palm trees.
32. Why was the Hawaiian leprechaun sad? Because he couldn’t find his pot of coconut gold.
33. What do you call an angry Hawaiian? A luau-less warrior!
34. What did the beach say to the sun? Aloha!
35. Just a coconut away from paradise.
36. Life’s a beach, enjoy the waves!
37. Did you hear about the Hawaiian surfer who invented a new board? He called it the Tidal Tater!
38. What do you call a Hawaiian snail? A shell-lei!
39. Why did the coconut get a job at the hula school? Because it was a natural shaker!
40. How is a Hawaiian pizza like a beach? They both have great toppings!
41. What did the pineapple say when it got a bad sunburn? Aloe-ha!
42. Surf’s up, spirits up!
43. How do Hawaiian chickens answer the phone? Alo-ha-ka!
44. Why did the Hawaiian go to nap school? Because he wanted to become a pineapple-rest!
45. Why was the Hawaiian tree embarrassed? Because it lost all of its leaves.

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Q&A Hawaii Puns

1. Q: How do you start a conversation with a Hawaiian fish? A: Just drop a line!
2. Q: How does a Hawaiian cow greet its friends? A: With a moooo-hola!
3. Q: Why did the pineapple stop in Hawaii? A: It needed a tropical rest!
4. Q: Why was the hula dancer afraid to go in the water? A: She didn’t want to get tide down!
5. Q: Why are Hawaiian musicians so relaxed? A: Because they always go with the flo-wah!
6. Q: How does a Hawaiian greet someone they’ve never met before? A: With a warm aloha and a flower lei!
7. Q: What did the surfer say when he caught a big wave in Hawaii? A: Aloha!
8. Q: Why don’t Hawaiians get lost? A: Because they always follow their island-tuition!
9. Q: What did the Hawaiian surfer say when he got out of the water? A: That was a gnarly wave, dude!
10. Q: What type of food do they serve at a Hawaiian wedding? A: Beaw-mandy-ha!
11. Q: Why was the Hawaiian pineapple feeling down? A: Because it was feeling a little mel-ancholy!
12. Q: What do you call a laid-back Hawaiian cow? A: A mooo-ka mooo-ka!
13. Q: What do you call a Hawaiian feast that gets out of control? A: A luau-tastrophe!
14. Q: What’s a volcano’s favorite type of exercise? A: Eruption aerobics!
15. Q: How do you know when a Hawaiian is telling the truth? A: They give you their honest aloha!
16. Q: What do you call a group of Hawaiian musicians? A: A ukulele orchestra!
17. Q: What did the Hawaiian comedian say at the comedy club? A: “I’m just here to spread some island laughs!”
18. Q: What do you call a Hawaiian fish who tells jokes? A: A com-shell-ian!
19. Q: Why did the tourists in Hawaii play in the rain? A: Because they heard the forecast was showing scattered pineapple!
20. Q: What do you call a Hawaiian cookie? A: A ha-wafer!
21. Q: What did the ocean say to the beach? A: Nothing, it just waved!
22. Q: What did the Hawaiian say when asked for directions? A: “Just keep going with the flow, brah!”
23. Q: How do Hawaiians like their coffee? A: With a little aloha!
24. Q: What did the Hawaiian say when asked to go canoeing? A: “Sure, I’ll paddle along!”
25. Q: Why did the coconut break up with the pineapple? A: It found the pineapple too prickly!
26. Q: Why did the Hawaiian bring a ladder to the beach? A: In case they wanted to climb a pineapple tree!
27. Q: What did the Hawaiian volcano say to the other? A: I lava you!
28. Q: How does a Hawaiian make their coffee? A: Kona pressed!
29. Q: What do you call a Hawaiian pig who loves to dance? A: A ham-ba!
30. Q: What’s a surfer’s favorite instrument? A: The ukelele!
31. Q: How do you make a Hawaiian laugh? A: Tell them a good lei joke!
32. Q: What do you say to a lazy wave in Hawaii? A: Stop lagoon-ing around!
33. Q: What did the Hawaiian say when asked how their boat ride was? A: “It was a whale of a time!”
34. Q: How do you organize a Hawaiian picnic? A: You let the hula-baloo begin!
35. Q: Why did the pineapple go to the dance? A: Because it couldn’t find a salsa partner!
36. Q: Why did the coconut go to the party? A: Because it wanted to be the life of the luau!
37. Q: What is the best weather in Hawaii? A: It’s so nice, it’s a breeze!
38. Q: What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite day of the week? A: Lei-day!
39. Q: How did the Hawaiian manage to stay cool in the hot sun? A: They had some killer sunglasses and a side of shave ice!
40. Q: What do you call a Hawaiian cat that plays the ukulele? A: A purr-cussionist!

Hilarious Hawaii Jokes

1. Why did the Hawaiian peanut go to the beach? Because it wanted to be a nut shellfish.
2. How do palm trees get on the internet? They log in!
3. Why did the Hawaiian buy a surfboard? He wanted to ride the wave of success.
4. What’s the secret to a successful Hawaiian luau? Keep it low-key and don’t go overboard.
5. What do you say to a Hawaiian bull who’s showing off? Stop being so mooo-dy!
6. What did the ocean say to the beachgoer? Nothing, it just let out a sea-py laugh.
7. How do you know if someone’s from Hawaii? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!
8. What did the Hawaiian volcano say when it erupted? Sorry, I had a lot of lava pressure.
9. What do you call a Hawaiian chiropractor? A hula practitioner.
10. What do you call a Hawaiian pig who loves to hula? Porky Polynesia.
11. How do you know the ocean loves Hawaii? It keeps coming back to the Shoreline.
12. How do you greet a fellow Hawaiian? With an Aloha-five.
13. How does a Hawaiian say ‘hello’ to their pet? Aloha, catpus.
14. Did you hear about the Hawaiian surfboard that broke? It was irre-floatable!
15. What is a Hawaiian’s favorite type of music? Ukulele-lele.
16. What do you call a Hawaiian who’s always late? A procrastihawaiian.
17. How do Hawaiians start a conversation? They say “aloha” and hope for the best.
18. I asked a Hawaiian girl to dance with me, but she said she couldn’t Hula with someone she just met.
19. Why don’t Hawaiians play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding on an island!
20. What did one Hawaiian volcano say to the other? ‘I lava you’ with all of my heart!
21. Why did the coconut get promoted? It was always on top of things!
22. What do Hawaiians write with? Pencils-vanilla shake!
23. Why did the Hawaiian chef get mad? Because someone stole his poi-nt of view.
24. What do Hawaiian birds use to communicate? Tweet-le!
25. What did the ocean say to the beach in Hawaii? Nothing, it just waved!
26. Why did the volcano go to Hawaii? Because it needed a little lava vacation.
27. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
28. What do you call a snowman in Hawaii? A puddle!
29. Did you hear about the Hawaiian church service on the beach? It was called a SAND-itation.
30. Why did the Hawaiian go to the beach with a ruler? He wanted to measure the Pacific ocean.
31. I tried to catch a break on my Hawaiian vacation, but all I got was a sunburn.
32. What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a comedian? A tropical punchline!
33. Did you hear about the hula dancing competition on the Big Island? It was quite the luau affair.
34. Why did the scarecrow move to Hawaii? He heard it was a great place to relax and be outstanding in his field!
35. Why did the surfer bring a pencil to the beach? To draw the perfect wave!
36. Why don’t Hawaiians like to wear shoes? Because they prefer flip-flops!
37. Why do Hawaiians always have perfect hair? Because they sea-kelp hair products.
38. Why was the pineapple so good at telling jokes? Because it always had the punchline!

Knock Knock Hawaii Puns

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mai Tai Mai Tai who? Mai Tai-nland! That’s where I want to be.
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lei Lei who? Lei me take you to Hawaii paradise.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luau Luau who? Luau-ve Hawaii! Come and join the feast.
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tiki. Tiki who? Tiki me to Hawaii!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaiiki Hawaiiki who? Hawaiiki-dokey, let’s go to Hawaii!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Papaya. Papaya who? Papaya cream is a must-try Hawaiian dessert!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hapuna. Hapuna who? Hapuna beach is calling our name in Hawaii!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luau. Luau who? Luau do you know about Hawaiian parties?
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spam. Spam who? Spam-musubi is a delicious Hawaiian snack!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lua Lua who? Lua-ow! Dancing the hula in Hawaii can get intense.
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maui. Maui who? Maui you please let me in?
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tiki Tiki who? Tiki-taka! Let’s dance to the rhythm of Hawaii.
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Poi. Poi who? Poi-nt me in the direction of the best Hawaiian food!
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Poi Poi who? Poi-fect day for a Hawaiian adventure.
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ukulele. Ukulele who? Ukulele-lanis are my favorite Hawaiian islands!
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii you doing today?
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coconut. Coconut who? Coconut you hear me knocking?
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maui. Maui who? Maui didn’t believe how beautiful Hawaii is!
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hula. Hula who? Hula you expecting? It’s me!
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shaka. Shaka who? Shaka-laka-boom, we’re in Hawaii baby!
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coconut. Coconut who? Coconut believe how much fun we’re having in Hawaii!
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Huli-huli. Huli-huli who? Huli-huli wanna try some Hawaiian BBQ?
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aloha. Aloha who? Aloha from the other side!
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pineapple. Pineapple who? Pineapple-ucky to be in Hawaii!
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Surf Surf who? Surf’s up in Hawaii, dude!
26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tropical Tropical who? Tropical-icious! That’s the Hawaiian vibe.
27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coconut Coconut who? Coconut-chella! The ultimate Hawaiian party.
28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pineapple Pineapple who? Pineapple-icious! That’s the taste of Hawaii.
29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aloha. Aloha who? Aloha-nother day in paradise, that’s what!
30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Island Island who? Island-life is better in Hawaii.
31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kahuna. Kahuna who? Kahuna believe we’re in Hawaii?
32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lava. Lava who? Lava you, Hawaii!   
33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii you doing today?
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Volcano. Volcano who? Volcano do you plan on exploring in Hawaii?
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pineapple. Pineapple who? Pineapple to meet you!   
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Surf. Surf who? Surf’s up, let’s catch some waves!   
37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lei. Lei who? Lei-go to the beach and have some fun in Hawaii!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hula Hula who? Hula-la! It’s Hawaiian time.
39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aloha Aloha who? Aloha-mora! Open your heart to Hawaii.
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kona. Kona who? Kona see the stunning beaches of Hawaii?
41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mahi-mahi. Mahi-mahi who? Mahi-mahi-nstream fish in Hawaii!
42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mahalo Mahalo who? Mahalo-lu-lu-lu for Hawaii.
43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hula. Hula who? Hula-dancing is a must-try in Hawaii!
44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lei. Lei who? Lei me in, it’s hot out here!
45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tiki. Tiki who? Tiki the road to paradise, let’s go to Hawaii!

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Conclusion

Mahalo for joining us on this pun-filled adventure through the Hawaiian islands. We hope these puns have brought a bit of sunshine and laughter into your day.

Whether you’re planning your next trip to paradise or just looking to brighten up your conversations, these Hawaii puns are sure to keep the good vibes rolling.

Remember, the best part about puns is sharing them with friends and family, so don’t hesitate to spread the aloha spirit. Until next time, keep smiling, keep laughing, and keep punning.