Welcome to our roar-some blog post dedicated to the wonderful world of dinosaur puns.
Whether you’re a fan of the mighty T-Rex, the towering Brachiosaurus, or the swift Velociraptor, we’ve got a collection of puns that will make you giggle, groan, and grin.
Get ready to travel back in time to the land of the dinos and enjoy some prehistoric humor.
Let’s get started with a dino-mite list of puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Dinosaur Puns
1. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
3. How does a dinosaur pay its bills? With tyrannosaurus checks!
4. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
5. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
6. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet.
7. Why did the T-Rex visit the dentist? Because it had a dino-sore!
8. How do dinosaurs send messages? Via dino-sore!
9. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Do-you-think-he-saurus!
10. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score!
11. You make my heart saur.
12. Let’s have a Tricera-taco night!
13. I’m saur-y, I didn’t mean to make you roar.
14. That party was dino-mite!
15. I’m going to a fossil-fueled concert tonight.
16. I dino what I’d do without you.
17. Have a rawr-some day!
18. I can’t handle all this T-Wrecks.
19. You’re dino-mite at what you do.
20. I’m feeling tricera-tops today!
21. Let’s make like a raptor and wrap this up.
22. Don’t be a saur loser.
23. We should totally dino-binge on Jurassic Park.
24. My love for you is tyrannosaurus-sized.
25. You’re a true friend-a-saurus.
26. What do you call a dinosaur that is always late? A Procrasti-nater!
27. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuels
28. What do you call it when a dinosaur gets a goal? A dino-score.
29. Why should you never get into a fight with a dinosaur? You’ll get jurass-kicked
30. What kind of dinosaurs make good policemen? Tricera-cops
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One Liner Dinosaur Puns
1. I dig dinosaurs, they’re dino-mite!
2. Why did the dinosaur break up with her boyfriend? He was a dino-bore.
3. You make my heart saur.
4. Don’t be a saur loser!
5. I’m feeling a bit dino-sore today.
6. Let’s have a Tricera-taco night!
7. You’re dino-mite!
8. I can’t handle all this T-Wrecks.
9. I dino what I’d do without you.
10. Have a rawr-some day!
11. I’m saur-y, I didn’t mean to make you roar.
12. You’re a true friend-a-saurus.
13. I’m going fossil-fueling tonight!
14. We should totally dino-binge on Jurassic Park.
15. My love for you is tyrannosaurus-sized.
16. Let’s make like a raptor and wrap this up.
17. I’m utterly triceratopsed!
18. You’re dino-mite at what you do.
19. That party was dino-mite!
20. I’ve been working on my rawr-yoga.
Also see Fish puns.
Q&A Dinosaur Puns
1. Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A: Because the “P” is silent!
2. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus!
3. Q: How does a dinosaur pay its bills? A: With tyrannosaurus checks!
4. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
5. Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
6. Q: What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? A: Comet.
7. Q: Why did the T-Rex visit the dentist? A: Because it had a dino-sore!
8. Q: How do dinosaurs send messages? A: Via dino-sore!
9. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A: Do-you-think-he-saurus!
10. Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score!
11. Q: Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? A: Because tyrannosaurus wrecks!
12. Q: What do you call a dinosaur who loves to sing? A: A raptor star!
13. Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean? A: Because there were too many jelly-fish-ic era!
14. Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurassic Pork!
15. Q: Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the bar? A: To get to the highball!
16. Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A: A stega-snore-us!
17. Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? A: I’m-soar!
18. Q: How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? A: The door won’t close!
19. Q: What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A: A scare-a-dactyl!
20. Q: Why did the dinosaur eat raw meat? A: Because it didn’t know how to cook!
21. Q: What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of music? A: Rock and roar!
22. Q: Why was the dinosaur always losing at cards? A: Because he was playing with a cheetah!
23. Q: How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? A: Tea-rex or Bronto-bites!
24. Q: What do you call a dinosaur who loves to swim? A: A deep-sea-saurus!
25. Q: What’s a dinosaur’s favorite brand of clothing? A: Fossil.
Hilarious Dinosaur Puns
1. Have a dino-mite day!
2. You’re tricera-top of the world!
3. Life’s a journey, so triceratop and enjoy the ride.
4. I’m rex-cited to see you!
5. Stop rex-ing my vibe!
6. Just a little dino-humor to brighten your day.
7. Don’t be a dino-bore, let’s dance!
8. You’re rawr-some!
9. Let’s make some ptero-fry for dinner.
10. Dino-why-saurus? Because it’s fun!
11. You make my heart saur.
12. I’m feeling ptero-ble today, but your smile lifts me up.
13. You’re dino-mite at what you do.
14. Always be your truest-ceratops self.
15. That joke was dino-sized funny!
16. Keep calm and triceratops on.
17. This weather is tyrannosaurus-wrecks!
18. You’ve got a bronto-load of talent!
19. Raptor around you for a big hug!
20. Have a rawr-some day!
Dinosaur Puns
1. Say “I’m dino-starved,” instead of “I’m hungry.”
2. Say “Have a dino-mite day,” instead of “Good morning.”
3. Say “That’s rawr-some,” instead of “Awesome.”
4. Say “Let’s have a dino-bash,” instead of “Let’s party.”
5. Say “You’re triceratops!” instead of “You’re the best.”
6. Say “That was a walk in the Jurassic park,” instead of “That was easy.”
7. Say “Have a dino-snore,” instead of “Goodnight.”
8. Say “I dino-what,” instead of “I don’t care.”
9. Say “Let’s make like a raptor,” instead of “Let’s wrap this up.”
10. Say “That’s dino-sized funny,” instead of “That’s funny.”
11. Say “Let’s have a dino-date,” instead of “Let’s hang out.”
12. Say “I’m dino-sore,” instead of “I’m tired.”
13. Say “Catch you in the Triassic!” instead of “See you later.”
14. Say “You’re a true friend-a-saurus,” instead of “You’re amazing.”
15. Say “Raptor your arms around me,” instead of “I need a hug.”
16. Say “My memory’s fossilized,” instead of “I forgot.”
17. Say “What’s the T-Rex?” instead of “What’s up?”
18. Say “I’m bronto-strong,” instead of “I’m strong.”
19. Say “I’m over the moon-a-saurus,” instead of “I’m so happy.”
20. Say “Take it dino-slow,” instead of “Take it easy.”
Also see our Monkey puns.
Knock Knock Dinosaur Puns
1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dino. Dino who? Dino what time it is?
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? T-Rex. T-Rex who? T-Rex your memory, it’s me!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Raptor. Raptor who? Raptor presents yet?
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Triceratops. Triceratops who? Triceratops off your hat!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stego. Stego who? Stego-saurus, I’m lost!
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ptero. Ptero who? Ptero-dactyl, I’m flying by!
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bronto. Bronto who? Bronto bring you flowers!
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Veloci. Veloci who? Veloci-raptor, let me in!
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fossil. Fossil who? Fossil around, I’m back!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dino. Dino who? Dino-soar from working out!
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Comet. Comet who? Comet you let me in already?
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Herb. Herb who? Herb-ivore you let me in?
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Carn. Carn who? Carn-ivore you hear me knocking?
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rex. Rex who? Rex you up good morning!
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scale. Scale who? Scale me, I’m a dinosaur!
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dino-roar. Dino-roar who? Dino-roar means I’m here!
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spike. Spike who? Spike up your life, let me in!
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Meso. Meso who? Meso-zoic era, right?
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pale. Pale who? Pale-ontologist, I found a bone!
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dino-bite. Dino-bite who? Dino-bite off more than you can chew!
21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rawr. Rawr who? Rawr you going to open the door?
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hiss. Hiss who? Hiss-tory in the making, open up!
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dino-friend. Dino-friend who? Dino-friend you’ve been missing!
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone to be wild, let me in!
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stomp. Stomp who? Stomp messing around and open up!
You can also see Cat puns.
Conclusion
We hope you’ve had a roaring good time with our collection of dinosaur puns.
From the clever to the downright silly, these puns are sure to bring a smile to your face and add a bit of prehistoric fun to your day.
Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends, family, or fellow dino enthusiasts, they’re guaranteed to be a hit.
Remember, laughter is timeless, just like these incredible creatures from the past. Thanks for joining us on this pun-filled adventure, and don’t forget to keep the dino humor alive.