Cheesecake Puns & Jokes 250+

Welcome to the ultimate collection of cheesecake puns that will have you grinning from ear to ear.

Whether you’re a cheesecake lover or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

Cheesecake, with its rich, creamy texture and delightful flavors, is already a dessert that brings joy to many. But why stop at just savoring the taste when you can also enjoy a hearty chuckle?

Get ready to indulge in a sweet treat for your funny bone as we serve up a delightful assortment of puns that are as smooth and satisfying as your favorite slice of cheesecake.

Cheesecake Puns

1. What do you call a rich cheesecake? Wealthy and creamy.

2. You’re the cream cheese to my cheesecake.

3. Feeling downie? Eat a brownie! Still feeling sad? Have some cheesecake!

4. Just here for the cheesecake puns and giggles!

5. Whisking you a very happy cheesecake day!

6. Cheesecake: the perfect blend of sweet and punny!

7. In a world full of plain cakes, be a cheesecake.

8. Don’t be sad, there’s always cheesecake!

9. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not. Now pass the cheesecake!

10. Keep calm and eat cheesecake.

11. What did the cheesecake say when it saw its reflection? Wow, I really take the cake!

12. How do you make a cheesecake laugh? Give it a tickleberry topping.

13. Why did the cheesecake go to school? To get a GRAHAMmy!

14. What do you call a cheesecake that tells dad jokes? A cheesedad!

15. What did the raspberry say to the cheesecake? You’re my berry best friend!

16. What’s a cheesecake’s favorite sport? Softball, of course!

17. How does a baker know when a cheesecake is done? When it looks whey too good!

18. What did the strawberry say when it met the cheesecake? Jammed to meet you!

19. Why did the cheesecake go on a diet? It wanted to be a little less cheesy.

20. What did the cheesecake say at its wedding? I can’t believe I found my missing PIECE!

21. Life is what you bake it, and cheesecake makes it sweet!

22. How does a cheesecake like its coffee? Light and cream-cheesed.

23. Why did the cheesecake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.

24. What do you call a shy piece of cheesecake? A bashful berry.

25. What did the apple say to the cheesecake? You’re my better half!

26. Why did the baker add extra cream cheese to the cheesecake recipe? He wanted to be extra grate-eful!

27. How does a cheesecake greet its friends? With a hi-biscus.

28. What kind of music do cheesecakes listen to? Dough-wop!

29. What do you call a cheese who loves to dance? A cheddar-totter!

30. What did the cheesecake say when it got a makeover? I’m looking grate!

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One Liner Cheesecake Puns

1. What do you call a cheesecake that practices yoga? A flexy-cake!

2. I’m in charge of the cheesecake at Thanksgiving this year…I’m feeling the pressure already.

3. Why did the cheesecake go to therapy? It had a lot of crumbly issues.

4. What did the cheesecake say when it found out it was made in a factory? Oh, I’m just a factory-cheese!

5. I asked the waiter if the cheesecake was low fat. He replied, “No, but it’s feeling pretty light.”

6. Why did the ghost refuse to eat the cheesecake? Because it was too hauntingly delicious!

7. Why did the dairy farmer win the award for best cheesecake? Because he was creaming the competition!

8. What did the cheesecake say to the bread pudding? “You’re just a sloppy imitation of me.”

9. Why did the cheesecake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

10. Did you know that the cheesecake was an introvert? It always likes to stay in its shell.

11. What kind of dessert can you never trust? A cheesecake with a wobbly crust!

12. Why was the cheesecake always sad? Because it was never invited to the cheese plate party.

13. What did the doctor prescribe for a cheesecake’s headache? Extra crust!

14. Why was the cheesecake always invited to parties? Because it was always a crowd-pleaser!

15. What did the cheesecake say when asked about its age? “I’m not old, I’m just aged to perfection.”

16. What do you call a rich, luxurious cheesecake? A haute-cake!

17. I’m on a diet, so my favorite food now is cheesecake…pollo.

18. Why did the cheesecake take a selfie? It wanted to show off its beautiful layers.

19. I like my cheesecakes like I like my men…rich, sweet, and satisfying.

20. I tried to make a cheesecake but ended up with a fruitcake. Close enough, right?

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Q&A Cheesecake Puns

1. Q: How do you make a cheesecake laugh? A: Tell it a gouda joke!

2. Q: What did the cheesecake say to the New York-style pizza? A: “You crust me up!”

3. Q: Why did the cheesecake cross the road? A: To get to the sweet side!

4. Q: What’s a cheesecake’s favorite movie genre? A: Cheesy romantic comedies!

5. Q: How do you know when a cheesecake has gone bad? A: It starts to look a little “crumby.”

6. Q: What’s a cheesecake’s favorite board game? A: Monopoly… because there’s always room for more toppings!

7. Q: Why did the cheesecake refuse to fight back? A: It was too cool for war!

8. Q: What did the cheesecake say when it won the baking competition? A: “I’m on top of the world… and the dessert table!”

9. Q: How does a cheesecake travel? A: By dessert-plane!

10. Q: What did one cheesecake say to the other? A: Life is short, eat the dessert first.

11. Q: What did the mini cheesecake say to the regular cheesecake? A: “Why are you so big? I’m just a little tart!”

12. Q: What do you call a cheesecake that can’t stop talking? A: A chatty cheesecake!

13. Q: How do you fix a broken cheesecake? A: With Graham Cracker glue!

14. Q: Why was the cheesecake upset with the fork? A: It felt too much pressure.

15. Q: What does a cheesecake wear to the beach? A: Graham crumb bikini!

16. Q: What did the ancient Romans call cheesecake? A: “Panis Candus” which translates to “sweet bread.”

17. Q: What do you call a cheesecake on a diet? A: A slim-cheesy!

18. Q: What do you call a group of talking cheesecakes? A: A cheesy conversation!

19. Q: Why was the cheesecake always tired? A: It was always getting baked!

20. Q: What did one cheesecake say to the other on Valentine’s Day? A: “You make my heart all melty and gooey!”

21. Q: What’s a cheesecake’s favorite book? A: “The Great British Bake-Off.”

22. Q: What did the cheesecake say when it won the baking competition? A: “I’m on top of the world… and the dessert table!”

23. Q: How did the cheesecake get revenge on the person who cut it into uneven slices? A: It served up a slice of cold shoulder!

24. Q: What does a cheesecake do to stay in shape? A: A lot of layer-cise.

25. Q: Why did the cheesecake cross the road? A: To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Cheesecake Jokes With Puns

1. How do you fix a broken cheesecake? With a “gently press crust”!
2. Why did the police arrest the cheesecake? It was guilty of stealing people’s hearts.
3. What did the confused cheesecake say when it saw the chocolate cake? “Can’t we just be friends?!”
4. How do you know if you have a “cool” cheesecake? It has a lot of frostings!
5. Why did the cheesecake need a lawyer? It was getting sued for being too delicious.
6. What did the cheesecake say when it saw a ghost? “Ooooh, I’m so scared! My “filling” is shaking!”
7. Why did the cheesecake want to be an actor? Because it loved being in the spotlight!
8. What did the cheesecake say to the other desserts at the party? “Don’t worry, I’m not going to steal the limelight, I’m just here to cream-crush it!”
9. Why did the comedian bake a cheesecake? He wanted to make everyone laugh-cake!
10. Why did the baker refuse to make a cheesecake for the mime? Because he wanted a “silent” bob.
11. What do you call a factory that makes only cheesecakes? A cheese-cake factory!
12. Why did the cheesecake take a vacation? It needed a “break” from the kitchen!
13. How do you make a cheesecake laugh? Give it a good battering.
14. Why did the birthday cheesecake feel extra special? Because it finally got a “crust” on its head!
15. What do you call a worried cheesecake? A panic-strawberry!
16. What did the sailor say when he tasted the lumpy cheesecake? “This is not smooth sailing.”
17. What do you call a lazy cheesecake? A procrastawberry!
18. What did the cheesecake say to the pie at Thanksgiving dinner? “You’re really crimping my style.”
19. How does a cheesecake apologize to another dessert? By saying “I’m sorry for being such a flaky crust.”
20. Why do people always say good things come in small packages? Because they’ve never seen a huge slice of cheesecake!
21. What did the cheesecake say to the chocolate bar? “We make the perfect molt-en together.”
22. What did the baker say when he ran out of cream cheese for the cheesecake? “Looks like I’m in a bit of a jam!”
23. What did the cheesecake artist say when asked about their latest masterpiece? “I put my whole “crust” into it!”
24. Why did the cheesecake take up photography? It wanted to capture “picture perfect” memories with its toppings!
25. Why did the cheesecake go to therapy? Because it felt crumbly inside.
26. How does a cheesecake get ready for a night out? With some “crust” control and a pretty berry.
27. Did you hear about the math teacher who is also a cheesecake aficionado? He’s always looking for the right angle.
28. How did the cheesecake become so successful? It had a “perfectly crumb coated” attitude!
29. What’s a cheesecake’s favorite type of music? Alternative “crumb” rock!
30. How do you make a cheesecake smile? You “layer” on the whipped cream and give it a good joke!
31. Did you hear about the cheese shop that only sells cheesecakes? It’s called “Whisker Biscuit.”
32. What did the cheesecake say when it got a job at the bakery? “I’m finally earning my just dessert!”
33. Why don’t people trust cheesecakes with secrets? Because they’re always cracking!
34. Why did the cheesecake go to the party alone? Because it didn’t have a date to pie-late with.
35. Why was the cheesecake’s new cookbook not selling? Because it kept giving away its “secret recipe”!
36. How does a cheesecake take its morning coffee? With a dollop of whipped “cream” on top!
37. What do you call a cheesecake that’s always late? A procrastin-cheesecake!
38. What do you get when you cross a cheesecake with a hamburger? A cheese-burger cake!

Funny Cheesecake Puns

1. A balanced diet is having a slice of cheesecake in each hand.
2. Eating cheesecake is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
3. If life gives you lemons, make a lemon cheesecake.
4. Life is short, eat the cheesecake first.
5. The only bad thing about cheesecake is that it eventually runs out.
6. Cheesecake may not solve all your problems, but it’s a great place to start.
7. A day without cheesecake is like a day without sunshine.
8. You can’t buy love, but you can buy cheesecake, and that’s pretty close.
9. Life is uncertain, but cheesecake is always a good decision.
10. The early bird gets the cheesecake.
11. Cheesecake doesn’t judge, it just gets eaten.
12. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a whole cheesecake and that’s pretty close.
13. My relationship with cheesecake is complicated…but delicious.
14. Love may come and go, but cheesecake is forever.
15. Forget the haters, eat that second slice of cheesecake and savor the freedom.
16. I like my cheesecake how I like my men – rich, smooth, and a little naughty.
17. Cheesy jokes are great, but cheesecake is better.
18. If loving cheesecake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
19. Cheesecake is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
20. When in doubt, add more cheesecake.
21. Cheesecake is the answer to all of life’s problems.
22. I don’t always eat cheesecake, but when I do, I have no regrets.
23. A balanced diet is having a slice of cheesecake in each hand.
24. I don’t know what’s better, cheesecake or true love…wait, yes I do – it’s definitely cheesecake.
25. Cheesecake: the ultimate mood lifter.
26. If life gives you lemons, make a lemon cheesecake and enjoy every bite.
27. A day without cheesecake is like…just kidding, I have no idea because I’ve never experienced that.
28. A cheesecake a day keeps the doctor away…or maybe it’s the dentist.
29. I workout so I can eat more cheesecake…simple as that.
30. Chocolate may be the universal language of love, but cheesecake is the language of my stomach.
31. The only bad thing about cheesecake is that it eventually runs out.
32. I’ll take my coffee black and my cheesecake extra decadent.
33. A slice of cheesecake a day keeps the grumpiness away.
34. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a whole cheesecake.
35. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cheesecake and that’s pretty close.
36. Cheesecake – because sometimes salad just doesn’t cut it.
37. They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a whole cheesecake, and that’s pretty close.
38. Cheesecake is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
39. Cheesecake is my spirit animal…or at least my dessert soulmate.
40. A friend in need is a friend indeed, especially if they bring you cheesecake.
41. Cheesecake: because sometimes dessert is more important than dinner.

Knock Knock Cheesecake Puns

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Colby. Colby who? Colby honest, I can’t resist another slice of cheesecake!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Asiago. Asiago who? Asiago get another piece of this delicious cheesecake!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Burrata. Burrata who? Burrata eat more of this amazing cheesecake!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blue. Blue who? Blueberry and lemon cheesecake, a summery delight!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheesecake!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mozzarella. Mozzarella who? Mozzarella cheese and Oreos make an amazing cheesecake!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ricotta. Ricotta who? Ricotta stop eating this delicious cheesecake!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghee. Ghee who? Ghee, I love cheesecake!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorgonzola. Gorgonzola who? Gorgonzola try this cheesecake, it’s amazing!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheddar. Cheddar who? Cheddar and chocolate cheesecake, two of my favorites!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Camembert. Camembert who? Camembert to run out of this scrumptious cheesecake!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cottage. Cottage who? Cottage chee-se from this cheesecake, it’s irresistible!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swiss. Swiss who? Swiss-cheesecake is a classic treat!
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brie. Brie who? Brie-cheesecake is the best!
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda thing I have some more cheesecake to share!
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Havarti. Havarti who? Havarti had enough cheesecake yet?
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Parmesan. Parmesan who? Parmesan bless this cheesecake, it’s heavenly!
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Feta. Feta who? Feta lot of cheesecake for me, please!
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chèvre. Chèvre who? Chèvre the cheesecake, please!
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Provolone. Provolone who? Provolone and pineapple cheesecake, a unique combo!

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Conclusion

We hope these cheesecake puns have brought a smile to your face and a little extra sweetness to your day.

Cheesecake isn’t just a treat for the taste buds it’s also the perfect subject for a good laugh.

Next time you’re enjoying a slice, remember these puns and share them with friends and family for a delightful twist to your dessert experience.

Until next time, may your life be as rich and creamy as your favorite cheesecake.