Who doesn’t love a good bagel? These delightful doughy treats are not just a breakfast staple but also a source of endless puns and laughs.
Whether you prefer them plain, toasted, or smeared with cream cheese, there’s no denying that bagels can bring joy in more ways than one.
In this post, we’ve rounded up some of the best bagel puns that are sure to make you smile.
So, grab your favorite bagel, sit back, and enjoy these punny bites of humor. Let’s roll into the world of bagel puns and have a hole lot of fun.
Bagel Puns
1. You butter believe it, bagels are the best.
2. Bagels are dough-lightful.
3. Did you hear about the bagel who won the dance competition? It had some serious “bagel moves!”
4. Bagels are the ultimate multitaskers – they can be breakfast, lunch, or just a snack.
5. Don’t be so hole-y, we all have our flaws.
6. Bagel and a schmear? Schmear perfection!
7. I like big bagels and I cannot lie.
8. You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a bagel.
9. Bagels are always going with the flow – they’re so well-rounded!
10. Let’s not get into a hole argument about bagels.
11. Bagels are a hole lot of fun!
12. Bagels make everything butter.
13. Bagels are a lot like Mondays – they may not always be everyone’s favorite, but they sure do kickstart the week!
14. You’re my everything bagel.
15. Why did the sesame seed bagel get arrested? It was caught loitering around the cream cheese!
16. Keep calm and bagel on.
17. Why did the bagel go to school? Because it wanted to be a little “breader!”
18. I told my friend I ate a dozen bagels and he couldn’t believe me. “You’re just spreading lies!” he said.
19. If a bagel runs for office, it would definitely have my vote – it’s got that “everything” quality!
20. Bagels are like friends – they come in all shapes and sizes, but they always make your day better.
21. You’re simply bagel-icious.
22. Don’t be so crumby, grab a bagel!
23. You’re my hole world.
24. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel-eagle!
25. You’re the cream cheese to my bagel.
26. Life is what you bake it, so bake it a bagel.
27. Bagels: a whole lot of love in every bite.
28. You’re the lox to my bagel.
29. Don’t go bacon my heart, I couldn’t if I fried.
30. Let’s toast to bagels!
31. Donut ever give up on bagels!
32. I don’t trust people who don’t like bagels – they’re just “doughnut” my type of person.
33. Bagels are like shoes – you can never have too many, and they always come in handy!
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One Liner Bagel Puns
1. Keep calm and bagel on.
2. You’ve got me all twisted up like a fresh bagel.
3. I donut know what I would do without bagels in my life.
4. Don’t go bacon my heart, I couldn’t if I fried.
5. Donut ever give up on bagels!
6. Don’t be a sourdough, enjoy a bagel and smile.
7. Let’s toast to bagels!
8. Bagels are a-maize-ing, don’t you think?
9. You’re simply bagel-icious.
10. I’ll take my bagel with a schmear of laughter.
11. Bagel and a schmear? Schmear perfection!
12. Bagels: the hole-y grail of breakfast.
13. Bagels are the ultimate multitaskers.
14. My doctor told me I needed more Vitamin Bagel in my diet.
15. Bagels make everything butter.
16. Life is what you bake it, so make it a bagel.
17. You butter believe I love bagels!
18. I’m not loafing around when it comes to my love for bagels.
19. Bagels are the yeast of my worries.
20. Bagels are a hole lot of deliciousness.
21. Bagels are well-rounded and delicious.
22. If you can’t find the perfect bagel, don’t worry, it’s just a fluke.
23. Let’s not get too cheesy, but I’m really fond of bagels.
24. Bagels are dough-lightful!
25. You’re the cream cheese to my bagel, always making life more delightful.
26. You’re my hole world.
27. You’re my everything bagel.
28. You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a bagel.
29. Bagels: a whole lot of love in every bite.
30. You’re the cream cheese to my bagel.
31. I like big bagels and I cannot lie.
32. Bagels are a hole lot of fun!
33. Why did the bagel go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit brighter!
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Q&A Bagel Puns
1. Q: How does a bagel greet people? A: It says “hole” lot of love.
2. Q: What do you call a group of musical bagels? A: A jam session.
3. Q: How do bagels stay in shape? A: They go to the bread-yoga class.
4. Q: How does a bagel keep its cool? A: It stays in the bread basket!
5. Q: What do you call a sad bagel? A: A blue-bagel.
6. Q: What do you get when a bagel crosses a croissant? A: A buttery, flaky identity crisis.
7. Q: How do bagels greet each other? A: With a warm hello!
8. Q: How do bagels stay in shape? A: They do a lot of “a-dough-bics.”
9. Q: Why don’t bagels go on vacation? A: They prefer to stay dough-mestic.
10. Q: Why did the bagel call the lawyer? A: It had a lot of gripes to air!
11. Q: Why did the bagel go to the doctor? A: It was feeling a bit crumby.
12. Q: What did the bagel say to the bread? A: You’re just dough-ing it wrong!
13. Q: What did the bagel say to the toaster? A: “You really raise my spirits.”
14. Q: Why don’t bagels make good detectives? A: They always get too wrapped up in the evidence.
15. Q: Why did the bagel get promoted? A: Because it was on a roll!
16. Q: What do you call a bagel that does magic tricks? A: A bread-ini!
17. Q: What’s a bagel’s favorite movie genre? A: Loxy-genre films.
18. Q: What’s a bagel’s favorite type of music? A: Roll and rock!
19. Q: Why don’t bagels tell secrets? A: Because they’re afraid of getting toasted.
20. Q: What do you call a bagel that can fly? A: Plain and simple, a plain bagel-eagle!
21. Q: Why did the bagel break up with the cream cheese? A: It was spreading itself too thin.
22. Q: What’s a bagel’s favorite movie genre? A: Anything with a good twist!
23. Q: What’s a bagel’s favorite sport? A: Basket-bagel.
24. Q: How does a bagel apologize? A: It says “I’m sorry, that was a hole-y mistake.”
25. Q: Why did the bagel sit in the sun? A: To get a little toastier.
26. Q: What do you call a bagel that can fly? A: A plain bagel-eagle!
27. Q: Why did the bagel go to school? A: It wanted to get a little breader.
28. Q: Why did the bagel join the gym? A: To get a little more toasted.
29. Q: What’s a bagel’s favorite social media platform? A: Insta-dough.
30. Q: Why did the bagel go to therapy? A: Because it had a lot of emotional baggage.
31. Q: Why do bagels always get invited to parties? A: Because they’re the life of the roll!
32. Q: Why was the bagel so good at its job? A: Because it was on a roll!
33. Q: Why did the bagel go to school? A: It wanted to be a little “breader!”
34. Q: Why did the bagel become a comedian? A: Because it had everyone rolling with laughter!
35. Q: What’s a bagel’s favorite type of transportation? A: The carbo-load.
Funny Bagel Name
- Donut Worry, Be Bagelly
- Bageliciously Nutty
- Bagel and Cream Cheese-pectations
- Bagel Me Maybe
- Holy Moly Cannoli Bagel
- I’m Just Here for the Bagels
- Carpe Bagel
- Bageliciously Cheesy
- Bae-gel
- Bagel to the Future
- Bagel Over Troubled Water
- You’ve Gotta Be Knead-ing Me
- Avo-cuddle Bagel
- Bae-goals – As in ‘go get me another bagel!’
- Everything Bagelle
Hilarious Bagel Instagram Captions
1. I’ve got a lot of bagel-confidence.
2. I donut care, I love bagels!
3. Bagels – because you knead them in your life.
4. I like big bagels and I cannot lie.
5. Bageling like a boss.
6. Bagels are the hole-y grail of breakfast.
7. A bagel a day keeps the frown away.
8. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bagels and that’s kind of the same thing.
9. Eating bagels is my jam.
10. Donut worry, be bagel!
11. Bagels: the ultimate carb companions.
12. My love for bagels is never ending.
13. Life is just a series of munching on bagels.
14. Bagels are my kryptonite.
Knock Knock Bagel Puns
1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wagon. Wagon who? Wagon wheel? No, I’ll take a bagel instead!
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Everything. Everything who? Everything bagel, everything’s better with you!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited for this bagel joke!
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lox. Lox who? Lox and bagels go hand in hand!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rye. Rye who? Rye-ding high with this bagel joke!
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Poppy. Poppy who? Poppy seed bagels are poppin’ with flavor!
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Plain. Plain who? Plain bagels are anything but plain to me!
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bakers. Bakers who? Bakers dozen of bagels, coming right up!
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cream cheese. Cream cheese who? Cream cheese and bagels, the perfect duo!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Schmear. Schmear who? Schmear perfection with this bagel!
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Onion. Onion who? Onion bagel, coming right up!
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bagel. Bagel who? Bagelieve me, you’re going to love this joke!
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Everything. Everything who? Everything bagel, everything’s better with you!
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lox. Lox who? Lox and a bagel make the perfect pair!
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cinnamon. Cinnamon who? Cinnamon raisin bagels are just what I knead!
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cream cheese. Cream cheese who? Cream cheese on a bagel, please!
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bagel. Bagel who? Bagel-ieve it or not, I’m in love with you!
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sesame. Sesame who? Sesame bagel, sesame time!
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Doughn’t forget the cream cheese for this bagel!
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough-n’t forget to bring me a bagel!
21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Blueberry. Blueberry who? Blueberry bagel, please!
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cinnamon. Cinnamon who? Cinnamon raisin bagel, my favorite!
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Raisin. Raisin who? Raisin bagels are the raisin we have trust issues!
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jalapeño. Jalapeño who? Jalapeño cheddar bagel, spicy and delicious!
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheddar. Cheddar who? Cheddar make sure I have enough bagels!
26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sesame. Sesame who? Sesame seed bagel, ready to be devoured!
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bagel. Bagel who? Bagelicious to see you!
28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Schmear. Schmear who? Schmear me with cream cheese and call me a bagel!
29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Toasted. Toasted who? Toasted bagels are the best kind of bagels!
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive bagels, especially with lox!
31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Toast. Toast who? Toast to the bagel, it’s the best thing since sliced bread!
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wheat. Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for? Let’s have a bagel!
33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Poppy. Poppy who? Poppy everything bagel, please!
34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Everything. Everything who? Everything bagel, that’s who!
35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pumpernickel. Pumpernickel who? Pumpernickel up your bagel!
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Conclusion
And there you have it, a collection of bagel puns that are sure to add a little extra flavor to your day.
Whether you’re sharing these puns with friends over breakfast or simply enjoying a laugh by yourself, we hope they’ve brought a smile to your face.
Bagels aren’t just delicious; they’re also a delightful source of humor that can brighten up any morning.
So next time you’re enjoying your favorite bagel, remember these puns and let the laughter roll. Until next time, keep calm and bagel on.