Halloween Puns & One Liners Jokes 150+

Welcome to our wonderful collection of Halloween puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

Halloween is not only a time for costumes, candy, and spooky decorations but also a perfect opportunity to summon some ghostly laughter with puns that are to die for.

Whether you’re gearing up for a haunted party or just want to add some boo-tiful humor to your social media feed, we’ve conjured up a list of fang-tastic puns that will make you howl with delight.

So grab your broomstick, light up those jack-o’-lanterns, and get ready to cackle with these Halloween-themed wordplay.

Halloween Puns – Mix Top Picks

1. Happy Halloween to my Hallow-queen.
2. It’s easy to repair a broken jack-o’-lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
3. Beware of Resting Witch Face.
4. Who else is pumped for Halloween?
5. Eat, drink, and be scary.
6. My favorite movie is Gourd of the Rings.
7. Is it even Halloween if you didn’t get tricked at least once?
8. Oh my gourd, it’s Halloween!
9. I don’t trust pumpkins. They’re seedy.
10. Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.
11. Orange you glad you dressed up for Halloween?
12. Witching you a Happy Halloween!  
13. I’m here for the boos.  
14. Have yourself the happiest of Hollow-weens!
15. Those costumes are scary good.
16. You need a spoo-key to enter this haunted house.
17. Having a howling good time!
18. Fangs for the memories.  
19. I will gourd this candy with my life!
20. You’re going to Snicker after hearing all of my Halloween puns.
21. I couldn’t scare less about your costume.
22. You’re my ghoul-friend forever.  
23. All tricks, no treats.
24. Boo-tiful night for a haunting.  
25. Orange you excited for Halloween?
26. It’s the most wonderful time of fear.
27. Time to get this party startled.  
28. Have an eek-tastic Halloween!  
29. Just try to skele-run from my skele-puns.
30. Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
31. Resting Witch Face.  
32. Happy Howl-oween!
33. I think it’s clear that I love pumpkin spice a latte.
34. Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
35. I’ve got every trick or treat in the book!
36. Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.
37. Ghouls just want to have fun.  
38. No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
39. All the ghosts looked boo-tiful this Halloween.
40. I’m looking for a boo that’s just my (blood) type.
41. Life is gourd.  
42. You know what I like to say: bugs and hisses.
43. How do you spell relief? M-A-G-I-C.
44. Live, laugh, scare.
45. Howl you doing this Halloween?
46. Halloween is the one time I’ll ask you to come as your aren’t.
47. Bone Appetit!  
48. Trick or treat yo’ self.  
49. I’m always creepin’ it real.
50. I can’t wait to see what my horror-scope says this Halloween!
51. My costume is eerie-sistible.
52. I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
53. Witch way to the pumpkin patch?
54. A vampire’s favorite fruit is a blood orange.
55. You’ve got me under your spell.
56. Time to get this party startled!
57. Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
58. Creepin’ it real.  
59. Skeletons don’t have the guts to dress up as anything for Halloween.
60. I have a bone to pick with all the skeletons tonight.
61. Witch better have my candy.  
62. I’d tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus.
63. I can’t stop falling for you, pumpkin.  
64. A cat’s favorite candy is a Kit Kat.
65. This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!
66. Happy Hallo-weenie!
67. Fangs for the memories.
68. Why doesn’t Frankenstein dance? He’s got two left feet.
69. Come Halloween, it’s Crunch time.
70. I do my hair with scare spray on Halloween.
71. Eat, drink, trick.
72. Life’s a witch, and then you fly! 
73. Make sure you tell the bunny to have a Hoppy Halloween!
74. Hope you’re feeling spook-tacular!
75. The vampire and his wife were love at first bite.
76. Screaming my way into Halloween.
77. A cutie that’s a little spooky.
78. Bone to be wild.
79. You look a lot like the mummy of the year.
80. Witch better have my candy.
81. You’re my fiend for life.
82. Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
83. Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
84. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!  
85. Halloween isn’t the same if I can’t be witch you.
86. Don’t be a scaredy-cat!  
87. Frankly, I think you’re fang-tastic.

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One Liner Halloween Puns

1. Time to get this party startled.
2. Trick or treat yo’ self.
3. Oh my gourd, it’s Halloween!
4. Have an eek-tastic Halloween!
5. Witch better have my candy.
6. Eat, drink, and be scary.
7. Frankly, I think you’re fang-tastic.
8. Bone Appetit!
9. Boo-tiful night for a haunting.
10. Life is gourd.
11. Don’t be a scaredy-cat!
12. Ghouls just want to have fun.
13. Witching you a Happy Halloween!
14. You’re my ghoul-friend forever.
15. Fangs for the memories.
16. I’m here for the boos.
17. Have a spook-tacular time!
18. Creepin’ it real.

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Q&A Halloween Puns

1. Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? A: They have no body to love.
2. Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frostbite.
3. Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
4. Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? A: I-scream.
5. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Q: What do witches put on to go trick-or-treating? A: Mas-scare-a.
7. Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts.
8. Q: How do you write a book about Halloween? A: With a ghostwriter.
9. Q: Why was the mummy so tense? A: He was all wound up.
10. Q: What do you call a witch’s garage? A: A broom closet.
11. Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A blood orange.
12. Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? A: A plumpkin.
13. Q: Why did the ghost go to the party? A: Because he heard it was going to be a boo-l.
14. Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh? A: Tickle its funny bone.
15. Q: Why don’t ghosts like rain? A: It dampens their spirits.

Knock Knock Halloween Puns

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some candy?

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know if you don’t open the door?

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie a dear and open the door!

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for the Halloween candy!

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy, please!

8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire state of mind for trick-or-treating!

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dracula. Dracula who? Dracula little closer, I want to tell you a secret!

11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice up your life with some candy!

12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy’s wrapped up in Halloween fun!

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghoulish. Ghoulish who? Ghoulish you a Happy Halloween!

14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you didn’t see that coming!

15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost to show you, Halloween is the best!

16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Werewolf. Werewolf who? Werewolf you find all the candy?

17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin up all the Halloween treats!

18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o-lantern, I see your bright smile!

19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igor. Igor who? Igor candy or I’m going home!

20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tomb. Tomb who? Tomb much candy isn’t a bad thing, right?

21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider Halloween fun, don’t be scared!

22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeleton in your closet says trick or treat!

23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monster. Monster who? Monster mash your pumpkins, it’s party time!

24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy believe how much fun Halloween is?

25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grim. Grim who? Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!

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Conclusion

As we wrap up our Halloween pun, we hope these spooky and punny delights have brought a smile to your face and others with whom you share it.

Whether you’re planning to drop these puns at your next Halloween party, share them on social media to give your friends a good scare, or simply enjoy them for their ghoulish charm, remember that Halloween is all about fun, laughter, and a touch of eerie magic.

So keep these puns handy as you carve pumpkins, don your costumes, and embrace the spirit of this haunted holiday.

From all of us to you, have a fa-boo-lous Halloween filled with tricks, treats, and plenty of puns.