Among Us Puns & One Liners Jokes 150+

Hey Crewmates and Impostors, welcome to a fun place where the humor and jokes are the only things that are sus.

If you love playing Among Us and enjoy a good laugh, you’re in the right place.

We’ve got a bunch of Among Us puns that will make you chuckle. You can use these puns on your social media posts, in conversations, and wherever it fits.

So get ready to enjoy some funny puns that are out of this world to make your game more fun.

Among Us Puns

1. The only thing more dangerous than an impostor is someone who steals your birthday cake!
2. Completing another year calls for a victory dance, just like completing tasks in Among Us!
3. Emergency meeting: it’s time to discuss how awesome the birthday cake is!
4. While scanning in MedBay, a Crewmate joked, “Hope I don’t come out as 99% sus!”
5. Just like in Among Us, you never know who might be plotting a surprise attack on your birthday!
6. How does the imposter like their steak? Rare and suspiciously red!
7. When the lights went out, the Crewmates said, “Looks like someone’s playing hide and sneak again!”
8. Don’t be an impostor; come join the party and let’s have a blast!
9. When the Crewmates discovered the Impostor’s identity, they said, “You’re out of this world!”
10. Let’s have a party that’s out of this world, just like a Crewmate’s task list!
11. While doing tasks in Electrical, a Crewmate said, “I hope my wires aren’t crossed like my alibis!”
12. Why was the crewmate a terrible artist? Because their drawings on the security cameras were always suspicious!
13. Why did the crewmate wear sunglasses on the spaceship? Because they wanted to look cool while fixing the reactor meltdown!
14. As they ran past the security cameras, one Crewmate winked and said, “Smile for the sus-pectators!”
15. The only sabotage happening today is the attempt to eat all the cake before anyone else!
16. Who needs oxygen when you can have cake? Let’s sabotage our diets!
17. No emergency meeting can stop the birthday celebrations from happening!
18. The only thing being sabotaged today is the calorie counter!
19. Call an emergency meeting to decide who gets the first slice of cake!
20. Forget about sabotaging tasks; let’s sabotage our waistlines with birthday goodies!
21. We may not have ejected any impostors, but we sure are ejecting boredom with this party!
22. In case of a birthday emergency, break out the cake and balloons!
23. Sabotage the diet today and indulge in all the birthday treats!
24. If someone says they don’t like birthday cake, they’re definitely the impostor.
25. Victory is ours as we celebrate another successful year of adventures!
26. Emergency meeting! It’s time to gather and sing “Happy Birthday”!
27. This birthday bash is gonna be so much fun, it’s almost sus!
28. The victory dance begins as we commemorate another trip around the sun!
29. After fixing the reactor, the Crewmate exclaimed, “That task really fueled my success!”
30. It’s time to gather the crew and celebrate another orbit around the sun!
31. What do people ponder when playing Among Us? They wonder which joke or meme is the funniest so they don’t seem suspicious to the crew.
32. Today, we’re all winners as we celebrate another trip around the sun!
33. Victory tastes sweeter than any emergency meeting could ever be!
34. The real victory is celebrating another successful year with friends!
35. As they navigated through the map, one Crewmate remarked, “We’re on a mission to crack these puns, not just codes!”
36. What did the impostor say to the crewmate? “I’ve got a bone to pick with you and it’s not just in the cafeteria!”
37. We may not have ejected any impostors, but we sure did eject all the fun at this party!
38. When accused of being the Impostor, one Crewmate retorted, “You’re making accusations like a broken O2 filter!”
39. Keep an eye on your presents; an impostor might try to swipe them!
40. Watch out for any impostors trying to sabotage the cake!
41. Get ready to complete tasks like blowing out candles and cutting cake!
42. Today, we’re all winners as we raise a glass to another year of friendship and fun!
43. Let’s gather for an emergency meeting to strategize how to have maximum fun!
44. Let’s call an emergency meeting to discuss how awesome this birthday party is!
45. Let’s celebrate like champions because every birthday is a victory worth cheering for!
46. Why was the imposter a terrible chef? Because they always burnt their toasties in the vents!
47. During an Emergency Meeting, one Crewmate joked, “I’m not the Impostor, I’m just venting my feelings!”
48. When asked about their favorite task, a Crewmate replied, “I love swiping the card; it’s the one time I get to feel like a true impostor!”
49. Emergency meetings are for emergencies, and today’s emergency is a shortage of cake!
50. No impostor can ruin this emergency meeting of friends gathered to celebrate!
51. When the cake is this good, every meeting becomes an emergency!

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Among Us One Liner Puns

1. I’m not a Crewmate or an Impostor, I’m a pun-ster.

2. I’m not the Impostor, I’m just venting my creativity.

3. I didn’t choose the Crew life, the Crew life chose me.

4. Impostors: always one step ahead, but two steps behind.

5. Meeting in the cafeteria: where trust goes to get ejected.

6. I’m not sus, I’m just naturally shady.

7. Fixing wires: the only time I feel truly connected.

8. Among Us: the only place where accusing your friends is a game.

9. Crewmates: the unsung heroes of space trash disposal.

10. Task completed: a small victory in a sea of suspicion.

11. In space, no one can hear you vent.

12. Impostors: masters of the art of deception.

13. Every Emergency Meeting is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get accused of.

14. Don’t trust anyone who says they’re good at lying; they might just be an Impostor.

15. The real task in Among Us is not getting voted off.

16. Crewmates: the true MVPs of space exploration and betrayal.

17. Impostors: turning trust into a game of betrayal since [year of game release].

18. The only thing scarier than being an Impostor is being accused of being one.

19. Emergency Meeting: where friendships go to die, and alibis are born.

20. Among Us: the only place where being suspicious is both a compliment and an accusation.

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Among Us Q&A Puns

1. Q: Why did the Crewmate report the body? A: Because they couldn’t keep a lid on it!
2. Q: What did the Crewmate say when asked if they were the Impostor? A: “I’m not sus-picious, I’m just naturally shady!”
3. Q: How do Crewmates communicate secretly? A: They use ventriloquism!
4. Q: What’s the Impostor’s favorite movie genre? A: Suspense thrillers, of course!
5. Q: What’s a Crewmate’s favorite dance move? A: The electrical shuffle!
6. Q: Why did the Crewmate bring a backpack to the meeting? A: To carry their sus-picions!
7. Q: What did the Crewmate say when asked about completing tasks? A: “I’m just following the arrow and hoping for the best!”
8.  Q: Why did the Crewmate refuse to share their snacks? A: Because they were afraid of being impostered!
9. Q: What did the Impostor say when accused of sabotage? A: “It wasn’t me, it was just a vent-ure gone wrong!”
10. Q: Why did the Crewmate refuse to trust anyone? A: Because they had trust issues… in Admin!
11. Q: How do you compliment someone’s appearance in Among Us lingo? A: Oh, it looks like we have an angel among us.
12. Q: How is “Among Us” a life lesson for spirits? A: It teaches that if you blend in, you’ll disappear.
13. Q: What’s empowering about playing Among Us? A: Having a false identity.
14. Q: Why do players hate going to the left in Among Us? A: It’s wrong on all levels.
15. Q: What do many people misunderstand about LGBTQA? A: That it stands for “I didn’t request the Among Us code.”
16. Q: How would you describe the chat for ghosts in Among Us? A: Typically, it’s quite dead.
17. Q: Given the game’s popularity, what’s a playful name for Among Us now? A: The Hu-mong People.
18. Q: Why are pirates a good fit for Among Us? A: They see everyone as impostors.
19. Q: When Blue was found guilty, what reasoning did the judge give? A: You come out as a little sus.
20. Q: Why is it hard to date an impostor? A: Because even if you get them alone, they might just need to vent.
21. Q: Why do spirits among us provide a lesson in life? A: If you blend in, you will vanish.
22. Q: Why do impostors love reading? A: Their favorite pick-up is The Great Ghastly.
23. Q: How do greedy people view Among Us? A: It’s their favorite video game.
24. Q: What’s hidden even from the medbay scan? A: The impostor lying in bed.
25. Q: When a son asks his father to play Among Us, what does the dad usually inquire about? A: Sure, but what game are we playing?
26. Q: Why do Chinese players have a unique fondness for Among Us? A: They can only cast their votes there.
27. Q: Which weapon is a fraudster’s favorite in Among Us? A: A Nintendo Switchblade.
28. Q: How do you describe strong attraction using Among Us terms? A: We don’t need to fix the electrical when there’s so much electricity between us.
29. Q: What challenge did a player face when trying to move left in Among Us? A: It felt wrong on all levels.
30. Q: How do pirates fit into the Among Us universe? A: Pirate players like playing because all are impostors.

Knock Knock Among Us Puns

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Impostor. Impostor who? Impostor, I hardly know her!

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Crewmate. Crewmate who? Crewmate to fix the lights again!

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emergency. Emergency who? Emergency Meeting! I saw something sus!

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Admin. Admin who? Admin, swipe that card like there’s no tomorrow!

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vent. Vent who? Vent-ing my feelings about these tasks!

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? MedBay. MedBay who? MedBay the only place to prove my innocence!

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reactor. Reactor who? Reactor meltdown – we need to fix it fast!

8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sabotage. Sabotage who? Sabotage your tasks and blame the Impostor!

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? O2. O2 who? O2 tasks left, hurry before we all suffocate!

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Electrical. Electrical who? Electrical you to finish your tasks before the lights go out!

11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Security. Security who? Security cameras caught you being sus!

12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shields. Shields who? Shields up! Let’s protect ourselves from the Impostor!

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cafeteria. Cafeteria who? Cafeteria emergency – I need a snack break!

14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weapons. Weapons who? Weapons to clear asteroids, anyone?

15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Navigation. Navigation who? Navigation’s got me feeling lost in space!

16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Storage. Storage who? Storage is the perfect place for an Impostor to hide!

17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shields. Shields who? Shields up! Protect your innocence!

18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Crew. Crew who? Crew’s gotta stick together to catch the Impostor!

19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emergency. Emergency who? Emergency meeting – something’s sus!

20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Admin. Admin who? Admin, check the security logs!

21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Impostor. Impostor who? Impostor, stop venting and start confessing!

22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? MedBay. MedBay who? MedBay clear – no Impostors detected!

23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? O2. O2 who? O2 tasks left – fix them fast!

24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cafeteria. Cafeteria who? Cafeteria emergency – out of snacks!

25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emergency. Emergency who? Emergency meeting – I saw you vent!

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Conclusion

As we wrap up our journey through the galaxy of Among Us puns, it’s clear that laughter is the universal language of both Crewmates and Impostors.

Whether you’re fixing wires, scanning in MedBay, or just trying to avoid getting ejected, a good pun can lighten the mood and bring joy to the game and real life.

So next time you’re in a heated discussion, remember to inject a bit of humor into the mix. Until next time, stay sus-piciously funny and keep those puns coming.