Orange Puns & Jokes 155+

Hey there! Ready to add a burst of sunshine to your day? Get ready for some citrusy fun with our collection of orange puns.

Whether you’re a fan of fruity humor or just looking to brighten up your mood, these puns are perfect for you.

From our topics trendy puns on orange to jokes and zestful one-liners, we’ve got it all covered.

These puns are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and even to others face with whom you share it. So, let’s dive in and explore the juicy world of orange puns together.

Orange Puns

1. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
2. What did the orange say to the orange juice? Squeeze me, baby, one more time!
3. Why did the orange go to school? To get a little zestucation!
4. What’s an orange’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction!
5. I told my friend I was going to dress up as an orange for Halloween, and he said “that’s a peel-ing costume choice.”
6. Oranges make great detectives, they always have a peel for details.
7. I heard the orange won an award for being so a-peeling.
8. Oranges love to travel, but they can never decide on a zest-ination.
9. What do you call an orange who’s a comedian? Zest in show!
10. The orange bought a fancy suit, but it didn’t feel pithy enough.
11. Why did the orange go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more peel-educated.
12. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
13. The orange challenged the banana to a race, but it couldn’t concentrate.
14. I can’t trust oranges to keep a secret, they always end up spilling the zest.
15. Why did the orange go to school? To juice-tify its education!
16. The orange threw a tantrum, but it couldn’t control its peelings.
17. I’m not usually a fan of fruit, but oranges sure do peel to me.
18. I told my friend I was going to start a fruit-themed comedy show and he said “orange you serious?”
19. Oranges are such flirts, they always know how to peel hearts.
20. Orange you glad it’s not grapefruit season?
21. What do you call an orange that can sing? A tangorine!
22. The orange went on a date with a lemon, but they just couldn’t find a pithy topic to discuss.
23. I heard the orange ran a marathon, but it couldn’t peel the finish line.
24. An orange won the lottery, but it didn’t know how to handle all the peel.
25. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
26. The orange wanted to join the circus, but it didn’t have the right peel-formance skills.
27. Oranges are great listeners, they always have a zest for hearing you out.
28. I asked the orange for advice, but it only offered some citrus-tinction.

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Orange Puns One Liner

1. I asked the orange if it needed a valentine, but it said it was already peeling loved.
2. The orange tried to pick a fight with the apple, but it just couldn’t find the pulp for it.
3. The orange was feeling sour, so I told it to just peel better soon.
4. My doctor told me I need more vitamin C, so I started dating an orange.
5. What’s an orange’s least favorite day of the week? Squeeze-day.
6. I can’t believe I just squeezed that orange, Tom said juicily.
7. I found a surprise in my orange, Tom said, pulpably.
8. I always make a mess when I eat oranges, Tom said, pulpably.
9. I bought an orange but it was too tangy, Tom said, sourly.
10. I found a tiny orange in my lunch, Tom said, pulpitively.
11. I’m feeling a-peel-ing today, Tom said, zestfully.
12. I lost my orange in the fruit bowl, Tom said, peeling around.
13. I dressed up as an orange for Halloween, Tom said, zestfully.
14. The orange couldn’t believe its luck, it finally found its zest friend.
15. This orange is so round, Tom said, with a peel of laughter.
16. I accidentally sprayed myself with orange juice, Tom said, pulpably.
17. I can orange-ize anything, Tom said, zestfully.
18. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
19. The reason the orange was upset? It couldn’t find its zest for life.
20. Did you hear about the orange who won the marathon? It really took the peel out of its competitors.
21. I got lost in the orange grove, Tom said, peelingly.
22. This orange is so bright, Tom said, peeling with excitement.
23. I just can’t concentrate around oranges, Tom said, distractedly.
24. Why did the orange become a doctor? It wanted to work on its vitamin C-s.
25. The orange and the lemon got into a fight, it was a real pulp friction.

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Orange Jokes And Funny Names

1. Why did the orange go to school? Because it wanted to be a little pulp-tutor!
2. Zest is yet to come!
3. What did the orange say to the annoying apple? You’re really starting to pulp my patience!
4. I’m peeling fabulous today!
5. The zest is history!
6. Squeeze me, but I think I’m hilarious.
7. What do you call an orange that’s pretending to be a banana? A fruit impostor!
8. Tangelo Tango
9. It’s all about that juicy life.
10. I’m not usually a fan of fruit, but oranges sure do peel to me.
11. Squeeze the day!
12. Let’s a-peel to everyone’s senses!
13. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
14. Tangy McTangerine
15. How do you fix a broken orange? With vitamin C-ment!
16. Don’t be a peel-er, be a feel-er!
17. Valencia Vibe
18. The orange challenged the banana to a race, but it couldn’t concentrate.
19. Just keep peelin’, just keep peelin’!
20. Why was the orange so good at sports? It had a great peel for running!
21. Navel Gazing Gags
22. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
23. Kooky Kumquat
24. What’s an orange’s favorite movie genre? Pulp fiction!
25. Mandarin Mirth
26. I told my friend I was going to dress up as an orange for Halloween, and he said “that’s a peel-ing costume choice.”
27. Ugli Fruit Funhouse
28. Satsuma Silliness
29. I heard the orange won an award for being so a-peeling.
30. Apricot of Laughs
31. The orange threw a tantrum, but it couldn’t control its peelings.

Q&A Orange Puns

1. Why are oranges so smart? Because they have a lot of zest for knowledge!
2. What do you call an orange that plays the guitar? A jamming juicy fruit!
3. Why did the Orange win the marathon? Because it pulped out all the stops!
4. What did the orange say to the orange that was teasing it? You’re really getting under my peel!
5. How do you fix a broken orange? With a peel and sealant!
6. What’s an orange’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you made of orange juice? Because you’re pulp-tivatingly sweet!”
7. How does an orange answer the phone? “Orange you glad you called?”
8. What did the baby orange say to its parent? Don’t worry, I’ll grow up zest fine!
9. Why did the orange go to school? It wanted to be juice-t like everybody else!
10. What do you call a group of musical oranges? A symphony of citrus!
11. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
12. What did the orange say when it started rolling down the hill? “I’m on a roll!”
13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
14. Why did the orange go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!

Knock Knock Orange Puns

1. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I squeezed my way into your day?
2. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I zest up your life?
3. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a grape stealing the spotlight?
4. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not an apple trying to be too sweet?
5. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a lime trying to be sour?
6. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m here to peel you off the couch?
7. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not just another fruit loop?
8. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a watermelon making a big splash?
9. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a peach trying to cause a fuzz?
10. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a lemon?
11. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a pineapple causing a prickly situation?
12. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a strawberry trying to be berry funny?
13. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a banana?
14. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a grapefruit?
15. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a kiwi?
16. Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I brought some vitamin C?

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Conclusion

There you have it, folks! We hope these zestful orange puns brought a smile to your face and added a little sunshine to your day.

Whether you’re a citrus enthusiast or just someone looking for a good laugh, we’re glad you joined us on this fruity adventure.

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and these puns are like a freshly squeezed dose of joy.

So, next time life gives you oranges, don’t just make orange juice make some puns too.